By Peter - 25/11/2010 10:25

Today, while at work, I got fired because I was 'hitting' on my boss's wife who also works in the same company. Since when does 'asking for paper clips' mean 'hitting on'? FML
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howitsdone 0

we all know paperclips aren't what you really wanted

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starberries 0

Hey, baby. How about a nice big handful of those sexy paper clips?

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fmllvr01 0

aww tht sucks maybe she didn't like you and lied to Jim saying you did??

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Mr25_fml 14

His wife was a ***** anyways

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Coolbreezer 0

did you at least get her number on the exit?

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pfunk129 1

were you wearing pants?

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massivelyskilled 0

We all know you didn't ask for paper clips... you probably yelled at her for not being able to find your god damn clips. You are not telling the truth, you deserve it

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chickinova 13

paperclips.... the sexyest thing ever xD

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laurenxo20 3

Haha, that's nothing. Apperently going to my next class walking by someone means hitting on too.

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ThePessimist 7

Attention ****** like her are so good at believing in their own fiction

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