Work: Today, while at work, I was shown CCTV footage of myself staring...

By Not A Pervert - 04/11/2014 00:00 - United Kingdom - Peterborough

Today, while at work, I was shown CCTV footage of myself staring at the chest belonging to a teenager I was serving. I was accused of being a paedophile and nearly fired, all because I wanted to know what version of Spider-Man was on her T-shirt. FML

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By Lifeguard - 04/04/2009 19:03 - United States

Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML

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Today, a man at the comic book store I work at asked me if Spider-Man is based on a real story, and verbally abused me when, thinking he was joking, I laughed. He wasn't. FML

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By lamelifeguard - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Morrison

Today, someone at my workplace yelled at me and filed a complaint for staring at them too often. I'm a lifeguard. FML

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By iskiel - 26/10/2014 05:53 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was shopping at my workplace, out of uniform, with my husband. A customer recognised me and wanted me to serve him, but I couldn't since we can be fired for doing so while off-duty. He complained to my manager, who wasted no time publicly bitching me out. FML

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By Manny Managerson - 23/11/2020 11:01 - United States

Today, a furious woman stormed into my job, demanding to know why I fired her precious baby boy. I explained that watching porn on the clock is grounds for termination. She screamed that I was lying about him and that she’ll see me in court for slandering him. I had to call the cops to make her leave. FML

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By Bob - 14/04/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I was working at a local restaurant when another server's table called me over to ask if I've "ever killed anybody". They informed me I looked like a serial killer. I informed them, of course, that I have never killed anybody. Another customer claimed I scared her child. I was fired. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 06:45 - United States

Today, I was working in a restaurant. I stopped to pick up some silverware a customer dropped. Apparently my belt wasn't tight enough because a woman behind me immediately hurled in disgust. On top of being found revolting, I'm now in trouble for "flashing" someone. FML

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woainishamu 21

Tuesday 4 November 2014 9:13

You wanted to shoot your web all over didn't you?

wildnargles 15

Tuesday 4 November 2014 9:14

Not a pervert huh? Sounds like something a pervert would say...

Comments

Juicenub 25

Tuesday 4 November 2014 10:31

I bet that your spidey senses weren't the only thing tingling.

razoray9 22

Tuesday 4 November 2014 14:48

I'm sure his spider senses were also rising into awareness

shessovain 7

Tuesday 4 November 2014 10:46

Why didn't you just ask?

Timpa70 18

Tuesday 4 November 2014 10:47

Gosh. I'm so so sorry!

MeanBeagle 22

Tuesday 4 November 2014 13:20

if you're that into spiderman it shouldn't have taken you long to figure out what version it was

AloysiusWeasley 15

Tuesday 4 November 2014 19:57

AMEN. OP didn't even specify which media format the Spiderman was from. OP is a crappy pervy liar.

AloysiusWeasley 15

Tuesday 4 November 2014 23:05

Amen, the above comment is correct because the original poster should have already known which one it was. The original poster clearly is being untruthful and had untoward intentions towards the young female wearing the shirt. There, is that nice and kind enough, polly prissy pants mod staff? Get off my ass, mods.

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 4 November 2014 23:33

We don't know how long OP was 'staring' for, may have only been a few seconds but long enough to be counted as staring.

angelofsaturn 23

Tuesday 4 November 2014 14:46

I'd have just asked honestly but i know sometimes you feel kinda awkward about it. People constantly ask how tall i am or what size my ears are stretched to.