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By atleasthelocalsarenice - 04/03/2017 12:00

Today, while camping alone in an isolated area, I was woken up at 3 a.m. by a fellow camper, who then offered me a crayfish and a romantic beach walk as a way of flirtation. FML

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Today, my friends and I went camping in the woods. I fell asleep first. Waking up hours later to them bunched up together in the middle of the tent and me half-way outside, I confronted them about it. They admitted, "We heard a bear so we needed a sacrifice." FML

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By Crushed - 17/04/2025 09:00 - United States

Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 4 March 2017 14:31

Did you pinch the tail and suck the head? That's how you eat a boiled crayfish, you pervs!

coolmike699 26

Saturday 4 March 2017 14:16

Under a rock in a nearby stream, maybe?

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ILoveDecim 13

Monday 6 March 2017 17:52

Was he hot at least?

cho_bee 9

Saturday 18 March 2017 23:02

I guess it wasn't as isolated as you thought.

Clemence Gouyon 17

Saturday 25 March 2017 5:52

at least there was a walk along the beach

awkardtaco 12

Tuesday 15 August 2017 20:34

I mean he offered you food and a beach walk. I fail to see where that's not romantic

katmstein 18

Wednesday 15 November 2017 23:35

And here we see the wild predator in its natural habit. it preys on the young and single and gives food as a way of asserting dominance or trust

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