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lol haha
I agree with #9 I hope with all my heart you didn't do it in the sand pits :/
why is this even an fml? if the sex is so bad that a little water ruins it you have bigger problems
ladie_man, I agree, wouldn't it make life a bit more exciting? I mean it's sprinklers, not a power hose.
fun:]
youre hot
...no actually, I don't. You massive creeper, GTFO.
how'd that putter feel. I mean comon lol a golf course haha that's insane. ydi dum dum lol
I love you
that's pretty fudging HOT
normally people would jump at the chance for a kiss in the rain, whats the difference? (:
yeah i dont see the fml in this ? XD
That's sexy. should've kept doing it. It's fun to do it in the rain, or in this case, the sprinklers. Believe.
80- exactly.... what a creep.
Doing it outside can be a thrill. I've done it on a golf course a few times. the thing here is the "who knew the sprinklers come on" comment. I'll tell ya who, anyone who has ever watched Happy Gilmore! Dumbass.
wow, sprinklers turn u on alot more than ur boyfriend
sounds hot to me. I wish I had a girl who would think that way
why the hell r u fukin in a golf park
yea that's what i taught.....i mean that would make it even hotter (but she didn't mention if it was a cold night or not :P)
I see what you did there ;)
lol
tape it, rewind, watch in slow motion. done. you can make anything sexy in slow mo... like people falling down the stairs.
ydi for being dumb
lol well that sucks 4 u
That is a hot thought. Might wanna check what time the sprinklers go off first. Before you have your night of fun.
what do you suggest they do? ask what time the sprinklers go off? idiot.
Or they could drive out there, time it, and then know. "idiot".
honestly that would make it more awesome for me. if you can't handle water touching you during sex, then your just a loser
Sounds like a perfect date. Why say FML to a movie moment.
#7, I would say that YOU'RE a loser, since you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". OP: pics/vid or it didn't happen!
this is not freakin school. people who correct people with their grammar are the biggest losers cause they have nothing better to do.
#62 is just upset because they're a loser. Also, they probably can't spell either.
#74, sorry to tell you, but I don't agree with you. This is a free website and anyone can type HOW THEY LIKE. If the person dosn't want too type with the right grammar then that is their problem, NOT YOURS. #70, serioisly who are you? get a life. I am pretty sure I can type or do you need glasses to see? don't go talking shit when you are clearly an idiot.
seriously*
seriously*
92: THIS IS A FREE WEBSITE. PEOPLE CAN DO WHAT THEY LIKE. If someone wants to correct another's grammar, that's their business, not yours. Funny how that MYOB philosophy works both ways, eh?
lol nice one
and if I want to tell people that it is useless correcting peoples grammar, THEN I CAN. so please stfu. stop trying to pick fights.
that comment was to TheIrishBitch.
wow I corrected myself. trying to be funny there? well you're not. fat ass.
lalalalala, I never said that people couldn't type how they wanted. I was just pointing out that correcting grammar does not make one a loser. Anyway, I can see the possibility of this turning into a huge flame war so will be going now.
I have to admit that people who keep correcting others over their spelling and grammar does get really annoying sometimes. and u guys fighting about this is stupid. okay that's all = ]
#70 72 and 94... "I have no life and pick on people on a web page for their grammar. Oh yeah, I'm so badass. I pick lame fights on the Internet so that I can hide behind a computer screen. FML"
haha, you guys are funny, what do you get out of fighting on the internet? I agree with Irish, myob and you'll be fine.
Lol, TheIrishBitch. I now have my backup name should I ever get banned. Thanks lala. I occasionally play grammar/spelling Nazi if someone does something particularly funny or annoying, like making a condescending remark to someone else's bad grammar while improperly using it themselves. I did it this time because your argument-- and the statements you've made since my last post-- are hilariously self-contradicting: you accuse me of starting a fight when you were clearly doing it yourself already; you call me a bitch when I literally parroted your words back to you, then you proceed to call someone else a fatass; you reserve the right to say it's annoying and pointless to correct grammar, but tell me to shut up when I point out that it's annoying and pointless for you to correct the grammar Nazis. So, let me recap... It's ok for you to bitch about what annoys you, but NOT ok for anyone else to do the same. Everyone has the right to write what they want, as long as you agree. And you're the ultimate authority on all things labelled "Annoying and Pointless", if bad grammar doesn't bother you, no one else should ever complain. Got it. :}
"Who would have thought that sprinklers come on a golf course at night..." Um, anyone who has ever seen an Adam Sandler movie, or any movie that has even one golf scene or a fraternity hazing scene.
it'd be even better if there were security cameras you didn't know about. unintentional porno ftw!
Booooooo.
Keywords
I see what you did there ;)
honestly that would make it more awesome for me. if you can't handle water touching you during sex, then your just a loser