Intimacy: Today, while checking through the graphic novel section of my...

By dwek - 15/05/2009 11:07 - United Kingdom

Today, while checking through the graphic novel section of my library, I noticed a gay manga porn comic. While I was wondering who in the world would ever RENT such an item, I realised I had been staring at it for a full five minutes and people were watching me. FML

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By loli-conned - 21/06/2009 22:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shopping for my little sister's birthday. She loves manga. I've never read manga, so I bought a couple of novels from the "popular" shelf. Turns out if they have white covers it means they are "adult" books. I bought my sister a "lolicon" manga - filled with prebuscent naked girls. FML

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By Kourou - 21/11/2008 12:53 - France

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

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By hugadyle - 18/04/2020 14:00

Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I got caught checking out my porn collection while working. The embarrassment is compounded by the fact that I work from home, and I only flashed the folder on screen, but it was enough for coworkers to notice and now call me "King Dong". FML

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By Jack - 30/11/2010 08:48

Today, a guy at my work asked if I could fix his computer in his cubicle. The first thing I see on the screen when he logs me onto it is an anime porn game with tentacles. My boss walks by, stares at me and then laughs uncontrollably. FML

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By deli Shoppe - 27/06/2012 04:39 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I went to the bookstore and saw a stunning girl reading. I walked over and picked up a book, thinking our two books were the same category, hence a good conversation starter. She looked at me, and I pointed at my book and smiled. After that, she left. It was a sex position book. FML

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By beurk - 06/02/2015 05:18 - France - Paris

Today, in the magazine section of a bookstore, an old dude asked me politely to grab something that he couldn't reach. I did so with a smile, touched by his "nice old guy" demeanour, only glancing at the item in question as I handed it to him. It was a porn mag. FML

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By bestiality? do I look like a pig? - 26/05/2013 20:50 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 07:02 - United States

Today, I was in the middle of enjoying a really good book while in a waiting room. Someone saw what I was reading and thought it would be cool if she leaned over and told me everything that happens. FML

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By Dv0829 - 21/10/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML

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Chvdl 0

Friday 15 May 2009 20:03

I would rent those...

zulucharlie_fml 0

Friday 15 May 2009 20:05

Ummm, gay people would...? Or maybe people who stare at it for five minutes...?

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Chvdl 0

Friday 15 May 2009 20:03

I would rent those...

VDG_fml 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 3:38

don't bash yaoi

pertained 12

Saturday 17 April 2010 4:49

Yaois are awesome. so are shonen-ai..

crazyrainbowstar 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 20:09

They really are. Like candy for your inner fangirl. X3

terranada 3

Monday 13 September 2010 3:50

yaoi ftw!!!! xD

emmyers 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 1:52

yaoi is love ~<3 Don't lie OP you are a secret fan.

spaerro 8

Saturday 16 July 2011 8:25

yaoi is ******* amazing. I would definitely get it.

Pixelduhst 0

Monday 12 September 2011 12:06

Don't you dare trashtalk Yaoi. That shit is like cocaine.

Omgplz 3

Saturday 5 November 2011 4:45

Yaoi... Is my world.

over9000skittles 15

Monday 19 May 2014 5:34

Who wouldn't? :D

airandfingers 0

Friday 15 May 2009 20:03

Lawl hentai in a library.

Asstonia 1

Thursday 5 May 2011 20:39

it's not hentai idiot. it's yaoi

Len_Kagamine 8

Sunday 26 August 2012 4:41

Well it COULD be hentai.. you never know..

d4m4s74 12

Thursday 6 June 2013 18:56

Hentai is animated, so no, it can't be Hentai

Sessee 4

Friday 15 May 2009 20:04

Don't feel bad, I would do that, too. You should have just rented it :D

zulucharlie_fml 0

Friday 15 May 2009 20:05

Ummm, gay people would...? Or maybe people who stare at it for five minutes...?

aback 4

Friday 15 May 2009 20:06

Got good to ya, did it? :D

Chvdl 0

Friday 15 May 2009 20:07

#4 and #5 Actually those manga are aimed at females (I know alot who read them and read them myself).

Sunny_Eclipse 6

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:31

It's true. I LOVE THEM!!

elmangy 0

Friday 15 May 2009 20:09

someone was interested...

lazorzpewpew 0

Friday 15 May 2009 20:09

#5: Yes there are, you speak the truth. However, I don't know anyone who would rent a straight hentai manga from a *library*. Plus, I'd question it's cleanliness... just saying ;) OP: Lol, FYL.

mangotreats 2

Friday 15 May 2009 20:10

the OP is saying that it's gross to rent something that someone else probably used to ********** with. that's why he put the word rent in caps. i tend to agree; i'd just buy it.