Intimacy: Today, while checking through the graphic novel section of my...

By dwek - 15/05/2009 11:07 - United Kingdom

Today, while checking through the graphic novel section of my library, I noticed a gay manga porn comic. While I was wondering who in the world would ever RENT such an item, I realised I had been staring at it for a full five minutes and people were watching me. FML

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By loli-conned - 21/06/2009 22:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shopping for my little sister's birthday. She loves manga. I've never read manga, so I bought a couple of novels from the "popular" shelf. Turns out if they have white covers it means they are "adult" books. I bought my sister a "lolicon" manga - filled with prebuscent naked girls. FML

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By Kourou - 21/11/2008 12:53 - France

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

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By hugadyle - 18/04/2020 14:00

Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I got caught checking out my porn collection while working. The embarrassment is compounded by the fact that I work from home, and I only flashed the folder on screen, but it was enough for coworkers to notice and now call me "King Dong". FML

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By Jack - 30/11/2010 08:48

Today, a guy at my work asked if I could fix his computer in his cubicle. The first thing I see on the screen when he logs me onto it is an anime porn game with tentacles. My boss walks by, stares at me and then laughs uncontrollably. FML

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By deli Shoppe - 27/06/2012 04:39 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I went to the bookstore and saw a stunning girl reading. I walked over and picked up a book, thinking our two books were the same category, hence a good conversation starter. She looked at me, and I pointed at my book and smiled. After that, she left. It was a sex position book. FML

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By beurk - 06/02/2015 05:18 - France - Paris

Today, in the magazine section of a bookstore, an old dude asked me politely to grab something that he couldn't reach. I did so with a smile, touched by his "nice old guy" demeanour, only glancing at the item in question as I handed it to him. It was a porn mag. FML

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By bestiality? do I look like a pig? - 26/05/2013 20:50 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 07:02 - United States

Today, I was in the middle of enjoying a really good book while in a waiting room. Someone saw what I was reading and thought it would be cool if she leaned over and told me everything that happens. FML

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By Dv0829 - 21/10/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML

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Friday 15 May 2009 20:03

I would rent those...

zulucharlie_fml 0

Friday 15 May 2009 20:05

Ummm, gay people would...? Or maybe people who stare at it for five minutes...?

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xpikoalax 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 14:49

i would rent it

born_alone_4life 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 17:35

I would, and so would a lot of other girls (not all but a lot) do you happen to remember what the name of it was? i might have already read it.

tehninja 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 17:36

@14: I work in a library and we have a bunch of Playboy/Girl you can put hold on. I'm fairly certain we have more, but I don't work at the branch where all of these magazines are held. We also have a book that is a how-to guide to sex, that shows everything but the money shot. You would be suprised what else we have there.

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 17:54

Death_to_my_life: I LOVE you. xD I love pairing Death Note and Kingdom Hearts characters together, yeeees... Hmm... It's so delicious. >3 The deviousness of it all. But I also agree with Emico: I wouldn't rent a yaoi book from a library, I'd buy it so I wouldn't have to give it back. ._.

ai_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 18:08

i'm straight and i love yaoi. why?? there's a lot cute guy in it. ; )

hottiegurl 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 18:10

HAHA!! My friend made me read some yaoi. No sex, but they were really cute stories.

ayashe 2

Saturday 16 May 2009 19:28

Girls do. Just like girl/girl is for men guy/guy is for women. Though I'm sure some gays read it too. YDI x4.

dancin303 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 20:02

being are suprised that straight females may be aroused by 2 gay males. well ever heard of a straight guy being aroused by 2 lesbian girls. and a gay man might want to see guy on guy. just as a lesbian women might want to see girl on girl. people its an interesting and diverse world get used to it! and op why would you touch it. but you prob wont see these people ever again. dont worry about it