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By tirf - 09/02/2015 22:58

Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML

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By F- Forever - 03/10/2017 16:00

Today, out of spite, I wrote "Ms. Piggy" instead of my professor's actual name in the heading of my essay. Guess what I forgot to do before turning it in. FML

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By aviators - 07/04/2009 18:37 - United States

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML

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By dealtit - 30/07/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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Despair

By TeachingSucks - 17/05/2023 11:00 - United States - Cabot

Today, I'm grading final projects for a junior level college class. A student finally turned in their work, after months of encouragement and coaxing. Half of it was plain wrong, the rest had so many spelling and grammatical mistakes, it appeared to be written by a drunk autocorrect program. FML

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Slipping up

By Noname - 21/02/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I finally finished my art project, which was worth 50% of my quarterly grade. I came in first period to give it to my professor. When she turned to look at it, her elbow hit her coffee and spilled it all over the canvas. I got 60%. She said I would have had a 100%, except for the giant coffee stain. FML

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By oh dang /: - 25/05/2011 11:34

Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML

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Slipping up

By englishfail - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML

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By copycat - 19/03/2015 05:05 - United States - Norco

Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML

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By GreaseNose - 25/09/2019 14:00

Today, while studying with the girl I like, I rested my face on my book, pretending to be frustrated. When I lifted my head, I realized I'd left a greasy spot on the page from my nose. She noticed. FML

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gracehi 31

Tuesday 10 February 2015 7:39

"Your failure pleases me. Mwa ha ha!"

ComoEsJuan 24

Tuesday 10 February 2015 7:37

Positively reinforcing failure. Weird trick. Hope it works for you.

Comments

gogoakira 7

Wednesday 11 February 2015 9:47

u graded the essay to be a f grade, u didnt grade IT a grade. word grade means gradient, level above or below, grade isnt the actual unit of measure chosen, so u cant say i graded it a grade, u can assign a grade unit to a grade. similar to saying i classed it an a class, no u didnt u assigned it to that class

Astrum14 24

Wednesday 11 February 2015 19:49

Yeah, if you're going to try and correct someone's grammar, perhaps you should try making your comment parsable.

naiveprophet 15

Saturday 21 February 2015 4:50

First, learn to construct a sentence. Second, pick up a dictionary. "Grade" is also a verb, as in "to assign a grade."

wildnargles 15

Wednesday 11 February 2015 9:48

White out is your best friend

tinkdatank 15

Thursday 12 February 2015 2:58

You bitch...

RhineBl 17

Thursday 12 February 2015 14:52

Put a "Better luck next time"?

royr7395 30

Thursday 19 February 2015 16:37

The poor paper. It's like it's being abused. First by a printer. Then by a pen. Then by ketchup..

naiveprophet 15

Saturday 21 February 2015 4:52

I steer clear from assigning letter grades. Seeing an "F" destroys a student's confidence. Of course, I'm not sure what an F and a smiley face would do to a kid's confidence...

PSYqualiac 17

Sunday 1 March 2015 13:47

Red ring of death.

T1A2Z3 34

Sunday 29 April 2018 13:02

Why would you have ketchup around papers you were grading. It's so disrespectful. I had a teacher spill juice on all our papers. How rude! We then had to keep those stained papers to try and fix our grades. Just eat somewhere and mark somewhere else!