Transportation: Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly...

By authorx - 27/06/2013 04:39 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML

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By erineilis - 16/08/2011 14:22 - United States

Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

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By 16590 - 15/06/2012 22:13 - Sweden

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML

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By Zeco - 05/02/2011 22:54 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML

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Could you stop doing that, please?

By Scabs - 09/08/2010 16:54 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my parents' friends. I was in the back with my window down when I felt something strange hit my ear. I then realized that the person sitting in front of me was picking their scab and throwing it out the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 06:23 - Canada

Today, I told a customer at the drive-thru I couldn't hear him as he had his music blaring too loud. The customer then drove to the window and verbally abused me for listening to my iPod at work. My "iPod" is the headset we use to take orders at the drive-thru. FML

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Flying around

By jdancerchick - 16/11/2011 13:47 - United States

Today, while driving and singing, I noticed a large fly inside my car. I stopped singing so it wouldn't fly into my mouth. That didn't stop it from flying up my nose, causing me to swerve and drive into a ditch. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2014 17:43 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML

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Angry much?

By NeedANewWindshield - 24/08/2019 14:00

Today, some unprovoked drunk asshole tried punching a hole through the windshield of my car. While I was driving it. FML

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By pothole - 03/03/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML

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DocBastard 38

Thursday 27 June 2013 12:00

I hope you checked for bag fries! There are always a few that escape to the bottom of the bag. They're like a little gift at the end of your meal. Just when you think you're done and there's nothing left to enjoy... POOF! Bag fries!

purebliss_fml 19

Thursday 27 June 2013 12:02

I'm gonna guess he was not lovin' it?

Comments

shins 7

Friday 28 June 2013 4:52

That's awesome

shadowfighter10 9

Friday 28 June 2013 5:35

Shameless free advertising plug for McDonald's......

mgrace88 8

Friday 28 June 2013 5:39

I'll give you points for singing with the window down. That takes some nerve.

cmac86 23

Friday 28 June 2013 8:59

I'm impressed he hit you with that from another car.

alicealiveordead 13

Saturday 29 June 2013 1:10

op, stfu, let the artist sing

nelyannette 4

Saturday 29 June 2013 3:44

No comment lol

dravvy 7

Saturday 29 June 2013 8:02

Safe to say you won't be the next American Idol

ohdaniellaa 7

Sunday 30 June 2013 7:40

well dont sing . (x

LittleLiar13 6

Sunday 30 June 2013 8:12

Well roll your damn window up if you want to sing. Simple solution.

AloysiusWeasley 15

Saturday 13 July 2013 8:12

I do the same thing, and the windows are down because I don't have A/C. It's my damn car and I'll listen to whatever I want and sing along how I please. First a-hole that throws something in my car is getting a lit cigarette tossed back into their lap.