By molliciousj - 19/02/2014 05:09 - United States - Houston

Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML
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molliciousj tells us more.

Okay, so this is embarrassing but you guys asked for it! First of all, I'm a receptionist at a vet hospital so I have a big soft spot for animals. When I saw the little creature run across the road I thought it could be someone's lost pet or a stray doggy looking for shelter. I couldn't just keep driving. The coyote was also pretty small so I assume it was a fairly young one. In my defense, it was super dark out and it's foresty where I live with little to no street lights so visibility is very limited. When I pulled over I saw a glimpse of the fuzz ball in my headlight, huddled under some bushes. I had a dog lead in my trunk that I took out just in case. The pup never saw me though so I was able to walk right up and swoop him. He squirmed a bit but not much which is surprising. Now, I've seen a ton of dogs come into the vet hospital that I work at which are half coyote or wolf and look very similar....so it's a real thing. I'm not entirely crazy. Ha. Anyways, upon setting the coyote in my car when he began freaking out and I turned the light on, there was no mistaking that this was a wild animal. I was face to face with the little guy who was scared to death that he was trapped in a driving machine with an insane girl who picked up a feral animal. Haha. He was jumping around and pacing in my car. I got out and ran around to open the passenger side door. I left both doors open and as soon as he saw an escape he took it and ran off. Just so you know, there were no animals harmed in the happenings of this FML and no damage done to my car (although he did poop in it) but I feel like such a jerk. I'm sorry, poor little coyote. :(

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hazardmuffin 21

You're a good person. :) Maybe keep a flashlight in the car for the next time you find an animal to rescue in the dark?

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You're a good person for having that thought, thankyou if that was an actual lost dog. However I can't help but feel that YDI, how could you not notice before it was in your car?

Never mind that, how did they get a coyote into their car at all? It wouldn't exactly have come when you called, and I'm not sure how you could possibly catch one and shove it through a car door against its will... :/

I'm not sure what i'd do if i found one in my car...

OP didn't exactly just find one in his car, OP put it in the car.

How did you catch it?! I can't even catch loose, domesticated dogs when I see them on the street.

Probably with some leftover food. That's how i get random dogs to follow me to the ends of the earth and back. To get one into your car is easy! Wave food at dog to get it's attention, open car door, throw food in backseat, step back and wait. It helps to try and go about this silently and preferably without smiling and showing any pearly white teeth.

Did you start road-running upon discovery of this situation?

This comment is putting me through real physical pain.

Sorry guys, realised that majority of people on this arnt from Australia.. It's a pretty famous add and business over here

They have a similar ad campaign here. I don't remember what vision company it is for, but they show a lady getting into the back of a cop car instead of a taxi; a lady letting a skunk in her house; and others I cannot remember.

Coeliacchic93 21

spec savers ads are quite well known in the UK. the latest one is farmer shearing his sheep then his sheep dog lol

#54: As soon as I read this FML, I thought of the commercial where the lady lets a skunk or raccoon into her house, thinking that it's her cat. I could imagine this FML as a commercial, where a guy puts the coyote into the car; it starts snarling in the back seat; and the logo cuts him off as he's about to scream bloody murder.

xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18

Haha its nice to see Aussie ad humour but this was done already in reply to #1

askullnamedbilly 33

There really needs to be a 'This may be the funniest thing I ever read' button for stories like these. I actually burst out laughing instead of scrolling and smiling at the screen. How on earth did you manage to catch a coyote, pick it up and carry it to your car?

Oh, come on. It's not that hard to understand, and their profile says they're dyslexic. Give them a break.