Transportation: Today, while driving on a totally deserted, long, straight road...

By Mikimiks93 - 02/07/2010 15:05 - South Africa

Today, while driving on a totally deserted, long, straight road in the middle of the bush, I sneezed and drove right into a pole on the side of the road. It was the only pole for over 50 km. FML

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Today, I was t-boned by a car that sent mine flying into five parked cars. My car was totalled. As the person who hit me pulled me out of the right side of the car he said, "Sorry. I sneezed." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I had a massive sneeze while driving. It was so strong that I swerved and accidentally hit the horn, startling the person crossing the street. They dropped their coffee all over themselves and their phone. I ended up giving them cash for a new phone out of guilt. FML

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By ow - 04/09/2010 23:43 - United States

Today, while I was running in a cross country meet, a bug flew into my right eye. Then, a bug flew into my left eye. Not wanting to lose a neck-and-neck sprint, I tried to run blind. I hit a pole. FML

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What are the odds?

By Anonymous - 25/11/2020 03:00 - Australia - Warners Bay

Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML

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By kissrocks4 - 11/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML

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Richisme 0

Friday 2 July 2010 19:18

The pole was lonely. It thanks

Carl_Duker 0

Friday 2 July 2010 19:05

what are the odds huh!

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bananiesrnanies 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 3:14

how does anyone even know if she was a woman ??

xxindigobluexx 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 5:08

yeah, ok.

Rheannon 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 6:11

Uh.. insurance for women is less because most of us know not to act like a retard.

Puddin828 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 6:13

Um, the one who fails at driving due to a sneeze is not am indiviudal who should be driving buhhaaha. None the less, it's still a FML moment so FYL!!

glemmie 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 6:15

wow do you expect us to feel bad for you? you're a dick.

glemmie 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 6:19

ok so this was suppose to go to the fml with the guy cheating. my phone freaked sorry dude that sucks. and is a huge fear of mine>.>

MyLifeIsGreat_ha 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 7:29

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! wut a FUKIN FAILURE!

CloudEnvy 17

Saturday 3 July 2010 10:12

I'm pretty sure you can't go for a drive in the bush here.

Ass_Clapper_130 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 12:17

you have the best luck EVER

StijnJanssen 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 14:04

soooo fake..

woopsy 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 0:10

i hate sneezing when i drive

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