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By headache - 23/02/2015 01:41 - United States

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By kissrocks4 - 11/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I had a massive sneeze while driving. It was so strong that I swerved and accidentally hit the horn, startling the person crossing the street. They dropped their coffee all over themselves and their phone. I ended up giving them cash for a new phone out of guilt. FML

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By A. Person - 07/04/2010 05:36 - Mexico

Today, I was t-boned by a car that sent mine flying into five parked cars. My car was totalled. As the person who hit me pulled me out of the right side of the car he said, "Sorry. I sneezed." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 11:44 - Sweden

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

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By fxck - 04/02/2015 19:28

Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumbs-up. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2020 20:01

Today, I had an unexpected sneezing fit and drove my car through 2 trees and a fence. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 09:25 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, while driving on the motorway, I sneezed so hard my contacts popped out. FML

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By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2021 06:01

Today, I sneezed inside my helmet when I was driving 90 mph on my motorbike. No quick solutions were available to improve visibility. FML

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XmasaX 24

Monday 23 February 2015 11:56

I don't blame him.

Charles900 16

Monday 23 February 2015 11:57

I'm sorry, OP, but that is rather amusing.

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codytallica 38

Monday 23 February 2015 11:55

One

A07 48

Monday 23 February 2015 12:01

Congratulations, good job man.

briang959 47

Monday 23 February 2015 12:07

You're so 2000 late.

Epikatz 22

Monday 23 February 2015 12:12

Why the hell do people say stupid shit like this just to get the first comment? At least put some effort in, you don't get a friggin' trophy for commenting first.

XmasaX 24

Monday 23 February 2015 11:56

I don't blame him.

Yakob_Smirnoff 4

Monday 23 February 2015 13:06

i feel for your embarrasment at that moment

sureshadow 23

Monday 23 February 2015 21:00

neither do i

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 24 February 2015 4:55

I don't blame him either. Hell, I'd probably laugh at myself if it happened to me.

Charles900 16

Monday 23 February 2015 11:57

I'm sorry, OP, but that is rather amusing.

RobinGoodfellow 47

Monday 23 February 2015 11:59

Good heavens, you're a hazard. ;)

Araj_Hs 19

Monday 23 February 2015 11:59

If i were him, I would do the same. You should probably act like nothing happened, hahaha

Kailayla 29

Monday 23 February 2015 17:06

That, or laugh at yourself for the accomplishment

brandoneyez1 25

Monday 23 February 2015 12:00

Bless you! Gesundheit!

meli1195 31

Monday 23 February 2015 12:00

A little embarrassment is better than having to pay for repairs caused by a sneezing fit OP.

briang959 47

Monday 23 February 2015 12:01

Glad the airbag didn't go off.

FemskyD 26

Monday 23 February 2015 12:03

Well i bet you made this guys day!!

WitEluded 13

Monday 23 February 2015 12:05

Just be glad you aren't one of those people who always sneeze multiple times in a row!

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