By maxhhh - 16/11/2013 06:19 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, while feeling sick, I decided to go to a furniture store to sit down for a few minutes. I'm now the proud owner of an expensive, vomit-stained recliner. FML
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maxhhh 18

OP here, just a bit of background to the story: I've had a sore throat for a few days, and I'm actually in the market for a recliner so I thought, "I'm not gonna let a sore throat hold me back from getting out!" As I was sitting down and feeling the chairs, I felt an overwhelming dizziness and nausea, and before I knew it, I puked all over myself and the seat of the recliner. Turns out I have a stomach bug now. FML x2... I am getting it cleaned though, so it should be good as new! I enjoyed the comments; Thanks a lot guys!!! :)

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dimespot 5

YDI. No laws were broken, you could have walked, or paid for cleaning.

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djPanda 8

Why did you go to a furniture store to sit down

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hunts19ketchup 23

I would imagine that the store had a restroom. A toilet might not be as comfy as a recliner, but still a much better choice if you're feeling sick enough that you need to sit down.

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You_rock379 2

Who decides to go to a furniture store to sit down when sick?

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TvSmith 8

Why didn't you just go to the bathroom? I'm pretty sure there was one around..

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AgentPlatypus73 8

You couldn't just... stay at home to relax?

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Poro_fml 12

Why would you go to a furniture store if you weren't feeling well?

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toiletavenue 4

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