By maxhhh - 16/11/2013 06:19 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, while feeling sick, I decided to go to a furniture store to sit down for a few minutes. I'm now the proud owner of an expensive, vomit-stained recliner. FML
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maxhhh 18

OP here, just a bit of background to the story: I've had a sore throat for a few days, and I'm actually in the market for a recliner so I thought, "I'm not gonna let a sore throat hold me back from getting out!" As I was sitting down and feeling the chairs, I felt an overwhelming dizziness and nausea, and before I knew it, I puked all over myself and the seat of the recliner. Turns out I have a stomach bug now. FML x2... I am getting it cleaned though, so it should be good as new! I enjoyed the comments; Thanks a lot guys!!! :)

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sirlancelot 3

Why did you go to a furniture store to sit down? Why didn't you just stay home n sit there?

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ctlnaaia71 8

Wash it and rinse it well.

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perdix 29

You should have plopped down on a cheap chair in the clearance section. It probably would have been vomit-stained already.

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iVulpixelz 1

Maybe it's just me... But maybe OP worded it wrong and he was already at the furniture store..

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Jaidatazzy 11

That sucks...although why did you go there?

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truesarrif 33

Next time find a home depot and go to the toilet section .. plenty of choices there

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Punkpoptart1119 20

Why didn't you go home?

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justmeCee 16

YDI Op for going in a store when you feel sick, an expensive lesson to learn, but now that your stuck with the vomit stained couch, just get it shampooed with a steam cleaner and it should clean it right up.

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peacejunior 12

Is it at least portable? Get better soon OP.

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