By kittyjoe - 08/08/2019 16:00 - Australia

Today, while feeling sorry for myself that I can't find a guy, a girl on the talk show I was watching said, "You're never gonna find a guy sitting at home in your jammies with the cat." I'm sitting at home in my jammies with the cat. FML
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Weslea Sanchez 12

Are they aware of online dating. I could find a date sitting on the couch in my underwear and binge watching Game of Thrones at the same time

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WeirdUS 29

It would be better if they were pretty much unknown on IG then she could charge on snapr for the more risque pictures. They might find someone sitting on your couch but if that's primarly OP I doubt they'd stay long if it ever gets to that point

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Weslea Sanchez 12

Are they aware of online dating. I could find a date sitting on the couch in my underwear and binge watching Game of Thrones at the same time

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RichardPencil 30

Go scrape a bunch of photos from some instagram model and catfish a bunch of old, lonely dudes. You’ll never lack for male attention nor have to wear anything other than jammies. It’s a perfect plan except your cat is the only pussy that will get any exercise.

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WeirdUS 29

It would be better if they were pretty much unknown on IG then she could charge on snapr for the more risque pictures. They might find someone sitting on your couch but if that's primarly OP I doubt they'd stay long if it ever gets to that point

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TrashlifeKaylala 12

Thats not true. My boyfriend found me by messaging me on fb while i was sitting in my jammies with my cat 🤣🥰

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IHaveThePower 16

So...maybe find a guy who wants to hang out with you and the cat in jammies? Because that sounds epic to me.

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