Today, while gaming, I was getting frustrated at how my teammates...

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By Nattie12 - 17/11/2017 06:18 - Australia - Meadowbank

Today, while gaming, I was getting frustrated at how my teammates couldn’t hear me, even rebooting my system. 20 minutes later I realized I had muted myself. FML

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Saturday 18 November 2017 18:48

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Saturday 18 November 2017 18:48

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