By SoSoRachel - 31/10/2012 21:03 - United States - Dunlap

Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML
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greeneyebeauty9 28

I just see it coming.. someone is bound to say, "that blows."

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SpikyG 3

Someone send this guy/girl a box of tissue (and lotion).

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secretsymbiote21 5

that really sucks. the best of people can laugh at themselves

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jesspie 8

I've done that before - both eardrums went. Hope you're feeling ok OP, don't do any sudden movements, you'll probably be very dizzy.

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Sai_Run614 7

A sneeze is one tenth of a orgasim. Doesnt matter had sex.

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Posthuman 26

If it's 1/10, the OP really only got foreplay. ALMOST had sex

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gmc_blossom 21

70- Doesn't matter. ******.

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conholio33 28

Sorry to hear that OP hope you get well soon

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nancyschmancy 9

It could have been w

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nancyschmancy 9

F'ing iPod. You could have peed yourself too. Wouldn't that have been horrifying? Did you literally blow the drum out? Or did you ear just pop like a mofo?

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pennies_lane 6

Yes, the ear drum flew right out of the ear and went rolling across the floor :/

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nancyschmancy 9

I meant blow a hole in it. But your comment did make me laugh!

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KiddNYC1O 20

Hearing loss is painless and progressive, my friend.

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sataris20 5

If you would actually sneeze and not surpress it like so many women do, your body wouldn't have to keep sneezing. It's a natural function, let it happen!!!!

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deems33 1

That blowsss! Hahaha jkkk! I only said that cuz she said that! /

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