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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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By chili - 24/07/2021 04:01

Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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By Starving Ultimatum - 02/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

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Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML

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By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 03:59 - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

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Adding annoyance to almost injury

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML

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Great timing

By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

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Top comments

unfortunate_13 5

Wednesday 12 January 2011 9:25

what was there left to mug the 2nd time?

CaptainJ1000 1

Wednesday 12 January 2011 9:40

Look on the bright side, at least you weren't raped twice...

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nalia18 8

Wednesday 6 April 2011 7:45

double fail! buahahah! this is what you do: bring a frozen water bottle. if someone tries to mugg you, say "nighty night" and wack 'em like there aint no tomorrow

callofdutymw2519 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 7:56

He'll mug your clothes off

Slayer619 5

Sunday 24 July 2011 13:33

was it the same people/person?

kaybae23 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 7:40

where the **** do you work!?

NDiesal10 2

Friday 7 October 2011 23:05

Carry a knife...stab muthafuckas in the gut lol

ice_bck_420 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 7:02

carry a gun

minniemouse61 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 4:56

Nice NeighborHood Ya Got There (:

BabyMimi00 12

Friday 18 November 2011 0:55

What did the 2nd one take ?

ShadowCzar 5

Sunday 5 August 2012 20:29

Nice. Now both of them have money to buy crack. Which step did you forget? Get wrist control? Or pulling out your gun? I swear.. It's like you forgot everything derrick taught us

doglover100 28

Monday 3 December 2012 22:25

Carry pepper spray

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