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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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By chili - 24/07/2021 04:01

Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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By irony, huh? - 20/10/2019 14:00

Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML

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By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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By Starving Ultimatum - 02/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 07:56 - United States

Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML

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By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 03:59 - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

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Adding annoyance to almost injury

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML

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Great timing

By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

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unfortunate_13 5

Wednesday 12 January 2011 9:25

what was there left to mug the 2nd time?

CaptainJ1000 1

Wednesday 12 January 2011 9:40

Look on the bright side, at least you weren't raped twice...

Comments

grandpaearthling 2

Wednesday 12 January 2011 11:51

are you a muggle?

DakotaCat 4

Wednesday 12 January 2011 12:04

Lemme hold a dollah! Oh hey it's you again! Lemme hold a dollah!

mikechek 3

Wednesday 12 January 2011 12:16

sometimes u just can't win

stevenmx86 7

Wednesday 12 January 2011 12:44

Lol maybe you should take a self defense class... Did you make nice with the second guy telling him the first guy got everything and to go find him?

emoooze 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 13:32

u must be hot

marylovesyou8D 7

Wednesday 12 January 2011 13:33

well if you were already mugged that day, they had nothing to take from you the second time.

purryellow 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 13:57

2 nice picture

LSU33DucKAholiC 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 14:20

Was it the same person?

probablytrouble 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 15:52

You went the same way back? YDI

ScuseMePrincess 2

Wednesday 12 January 2011 15:52

Buy a gun.

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