Love, Kids and Fight: Collateral damage

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Collateral damage

By Anonymous - 16/07/2020 05:01

Today, my sweet, nonviolent boyfriend found out my daughter's asshole boyfriend had hit her, so he rugby-tackled him so hard, it ripped the door right out of the frame and into the garden. I never knew he had it in him, so I'm proud, but now we've got to fix the door. FML

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You deserved it 400

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Same thing different taste

By emergencyroom - 15/03/2014 12:21 - United States - Parkton

Today, I locked myself out and had to enter my house via the back door. Thinking I was an intruder, my 7-year-old daughter slammed a metal rake into the back of my head. Nice to know she can take care of herself. FML

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You deserved it 9 395

The protector

By Dad - 21/08/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I paid my daughter a surprise visit, only to see her husband beating her. I charged in and slammed him into the wall. She screamed at me to stop. They'd recently gotten into martial arts and were sparring, and now he's got a broken arm. FML

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You deserved it 292

Don't be a dingdong

By Steve - 03/04/2021 21:59 - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter's boyfriend came to the house to pick her up. As a responsible father, I had an evil plan to torture the boy who dares date my girl, but my wife preempted my plan so during his short visit, she stood behind me the whole time with her taser down my buttcrack in case I acted up. FML

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You deserved it 2 761

Scumbag

By old mom - 29/09/2023 06:00

Today, my scumbag son slapped his girlfriend in front of her family, and her dad picked him up and threw him off a second floor balcony. Good for her dad, he deserved it, but now he's laid up at my place and I have to wipe his ass and listen to him whine. FML

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You deserved it 402

Major red flag

By Karissa - 24/08/2021 10:01

Today, I confronted my boyfriend about him and his female friend’s friendship making me uncomfortable. He responded by throwing the mother of all fits and punching a hole in the wall. He said I have to pay for the repair, because I "made him do it." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 305

You deserved it 162

Freaked

By Anonymous - 12/06/2023 15:00

Today, my dad joked he’d have to fight my boyfriend to find out if he’s worthy. My boyfriend grew up abused by his dad and older brothers, and has a powerful instinct to fight back. My dad is now out cold on the floor and my boyfriend is in the corner rocking back and forth and crying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 271

You deserved it 172

By DHarman - 25/05/2010 23:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML

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You deserved it 4 072

By piece of shed - 31/08/2011 14:00 - United States

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

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You deserved it 3 508

I'm a lover, not a fighter

By Anonymous - 04/01/2025 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught a man screwing my girlfriend in my house so I lost my temper and hit him right in the jaw. He wasn’t hurt, not even a bruise. I meanwhile have a broken finger and a sprained wrist because, as he put it, “You really don’t know how to throw a punch, like… at all.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 527

You deserved it 243

It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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You deserved it 7 513

TCRII 29

Thursday 16 July 2020 5:13

Totally worth it.

MidnaLink 33

Thursday 16 July 2020 5:27

Make the asshole boyfriend pay for it, it's the least he should do after hitting your daughter.

Comments

TCRII 29

Thursday 16 July 2020 5:13

Totally worth it.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 16 July 2020 5:22

Well, you can cross "nonviolent" off your list of adjectives for him. You can hope he's "appropriately violent" and doesn't start drinking.

rebelwithmouseyhair 18

Thursday 16 July 2020 10:27

She can cross "sweet" off too. This VDM is so screwed up I don't know where to start, but I fail to see how one violent BF can be called an asshole while the other is a source of pride.

Iamthebanzai22 21

Thursday 16 July 2020 18:10

It's a guy thing. You wouldn't understand.

MidnaLink 33

Thursday 16 July 2020 5:27

Make the asshole boyfriend pay for it, it's the least he should do after hitting your daughter.

Rae Miller 10

Thursday 16 July 2020 5:39

Get your daughter counseling!!! Or something to make sure she realizes her worth and stays away from that asshole and cycle of abuse!!! Also- file a police report. If he’s old enough to abuse your daughter he’s old enough to face the consequences. Good job boyfriend!!! I wish you all the good vibes I have lady!!!

Rae Miller 10

Thursday 16 July 2020 8:36

Mathalamus 24

Thursday 16 July 2020 9:10

There are better ways than violence. He did the wrong thing.

rebelwithmouseyhair 18

Thursday 16 July 2020 10:24

Why should you be proud that your BF did the same thing as your daughter's BF? I mean, either you're against violence or you're not. Punishing someone for violence by being violent with them is totally skewed in terms of logic.

princess_stabitty 20

Thursday 16 July 2020 23:54

If that's what you think, I hope you won't multiply, since all your kids can expect from you is to just sit and look as they are abused by their partners, because hey, you do not support violence.