By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 08:56 - United States

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Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
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DooleyFTW 17

Clearly the excitement has yet to vanish from your marriage.

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Pleonasm 35

For some people, jumping sheep puts them to sleep; for your husband, jumping you puts him to sleep. Sounds like a very pleasurable way to seek sleep if you are an insomniac.

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noelasis94 18

Dress up like lady gaga with a Justin bieber wig I bet that brings all the excitement back

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candy_kisses91 5

There can be a good reason for that and there can be a bad reason for that. Either he was just extremely tired or you just don't excite him anymore and you need to come up with some new moves.

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olfool 3

What, I thought chicks loved snuggling?

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kkrazyangel 16

Get some lingerie, this will never happen again!

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canada1030 6

Well at least exhaustion was the source of his flaccid-ness. Not something more serious like erectile dysfunction

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CosmicElk 26

Penis.exe has unexpectedly stopped working.

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