By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 08:56 - United States

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Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
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DooleyFTW 17

Clearly the excitement has yet to vanish from your marriage.

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Pleonasm 35

For some people, jumping sheep puts them to sleep; for your husband, jumping you puts him to sleep. Sounds like a very pleasurable way to seek sleep if you are an insomniac.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tell him if he does that again his nickname will be Mr. Softie.

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starcrossddream 14

I think it's cute. He was exhausted and felt safe and relaxed with you; as long as its not a super frequent occurrence just snuggle against him and be happy OP.

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imaCONartist 15

I was "d'aww"-ing a bit myself, actually. He's a freaking rockstar for trying though.

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mimomisu 3

so he was just tired, eh told you right away...i do not really see how could you even make it up here.... and for posting it...yeah...you deserved it...i can only assume how lousy you are in bed if you cannot tolerate the state of the other person.... and (feminists excuse)....you would just lay there with your legs open....SO MUCH WORK! think and try to bring something to your sex life from your side, ok?

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J_C_maldonado 9

At least he warned you he was going to sleep

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freshprizzle1 13

Does he have narcolepsy or has things really gotten that dry and boring?

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noelasis94 18

It might be time for some Madonna music in the bedroom I'm thinking like a virgin maybe?

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edgarhaasenbary 8

Either ur married to a ****, or ur vag is as wide as the Grand Canyon.

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