By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 08:56 - United States

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Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
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DooleyFTW 17

Clearly the excitement has yet to vanish from your marriage.

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Pleonasm 35

For some people, jumping sheep puts them to sleep; for your husband, jumping you puts him to sleep. Sounds like a very pleasurable way to seek sleep if you are an insomniac.

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Zebediabolical 39

If you're going to have kinky sex, you need to learn when to release the choke-hold.

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Razman201 14

Guess you tuckered the little guy out XD

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tishtashbat 16

My boyfriend did this once. I was on top and felt him getting soft, so went down on him - no help. Looked up and he was asleep. He didn't even remember in the morning! Hopefully he'll make it up to you another night, and it's not a regular thing.

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RaulGarcia30 10

Wait til he gets morning wood to finish the job.

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BOBDUDE 0

This sounds like a job for a handy dandy wake up thumb.

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jiraii 9

maybe he just had a long day at work

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buckdharma 36

He's claiming, your boring. your old man is snoring. He went to bed and went soft instead and couldn't get it up in the morning.

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TechFire 25

I really want to laugh at this, but the grammar nazi in me won't let me look past the your/you're mix up! D: I still gave you a thumbs up since it's clever, though.

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gregkingsley 4

Boobs make the best pillows

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dj8798 9

good thing you weren't in the hot tub or a pool when he decided he needed an emergency nap

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