Love, Intimacy, Sex, Family and AITA: Desperate housewife

Desperate housewife

By Anonymous - 17/08/2024 08:00 - United States - Orange Park

Today, I had sex with my cousin's husband, multiple times. This isn’t the first time and probably won’t be the last. I'm also married but haven’t been intimate with my husband in almost a year. He and I have discussed being together openly but we know it would mess up both of our lives as well as our families. FML

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You deserved it 746

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2018 03:30

Today, after 20 years together and 9 years of marriage, I found out that my husband has been having an affair with my cousin for 6 years. The same cousin who came over every Friday. Who he wanted to be godmother to our 3 kids. FML

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You deserved it 248

By littl3storm - 12/05/2019 21:30

Today, I found out that I work with a bunch of sex addicts. One of them is my cousin, and she did NOT hold back when telling me her and her fiancé's plans about swinging. FML

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Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

By Anonymous - 11/11/2020 11:02 - United States - Kenton

Today, I had a family reunion and there were a lot of people there that I didn't know. The person that I'd been sleeping with for about 7 months showed up. He's my cousin. FML

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You deserved it 332

List of sins

By Anonymous - 28/01/2022 04:58

Today, I found out the girl I’ve been seeing, and having lots of kinky sex with, I’m talking "confess to a priest or take to your grave" kind of kinky, is actually my cousin who moved abroad when she was two years-old, and only just recently moved back here. FML

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You deserved it 384

Nice try

By Local Welsh - 16/08/2018 18:30

Today, my husband's cousin told me it's a tradition that I should have sex with the eldest male cousin (him) as a rite of passage, and I probably don't know this being of foreign origin. I emigrated here and met my husband when we were 6. FML

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You deserved it 273

Be careful what you fantasize for

By Anonymous - 19/08/2024 07:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I finally convinced my husband of 8 years to partake in a threesome with a guy who works with me, and for whom I have developed feelings. Everything was going well until, in the heat of the moment, my husband started performing oral sex on my colleague. I can't face either of them now. FML

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You deserved it 1 130

Polyamory is complicated

By wtf - 20/02/2021 05:01

Today, I had amazing sex with my new boyfriend. Later, my husband told me I'd betrayed him, even though he had told me it was okay, because he heard it. I’ve been forced to hear to him through the thin walls of our house, having sex with my ex, for almost a year. FML

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Not a great start

By Anonymous - 21/01/2023 00:00

Today, barely 24 hours after we decided that yes, we were now boyfriend and girlfriend, I caught my “boyfriend” with his cock down my cousin's throat. FML

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You deserved it 188

Barely legal

By Anonymous - 31/03/2021 05:00

Today, my husband told me that he and my cousin had been seeing each other for the past two months. The cousin I took in because my aunt kicked her out for dropping out of high school. I’ve clothed, fed and paid bills for this homewrecker. She’s barely 18. FML

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You deserved it 165

Crossroads

By Anonymous - 12/03/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, my husband of nearly a decade told me he's been sleeping with his best friend for a year, and also a couple times with my best friend. Marriage destroyed. Life in shambles. FML

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You deserved it 94

jlc82 9

Saturday 17 August 2024 16:29

but you think sleeping with your cousin's husband won't? you're a special kind of stupid.

stickyface 16

Sunday 18 August 2024 14:18

The damage is done already, you just haven't had to pay the bill yet. It's on the way.

Comments

jlc82 9

Saturday 17 August 2024 16:29

but you think sleeping with your cousin's husband won't? you're a special kind of stupid.

Lost Reggie 20

Saturday 17 August 2024 19:38

Just keep it on the DL and life is good.

stickyface 16

Sunday 18 August 2024 14:18

The damage is done already, you just haven't had to pay the bill yet. It's on the way.

amd21905 9

Monday 19 August 2024 19:30

Do you believe it WILL mess up your life? GF, that horse left the barn A LOOOONG TIME AGO! You're a lying cheat, and so is your cousin's husband. Why bother getting married in the 1st place? You both deserve to be outed.