By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 08:56 - United States

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Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
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DooleyFTW 17

Clearly the excitement has yet to vanish from your marriage.

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Pleonasm 35

For some people, jumping sheep puts them to sleep; for your husband, jumping you puts him to sleep. Sounds like a very pleasurable way to seek sleep if you are an insomniac.

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meow_jess 11

Sleep pills kicked in instead of viagra haha

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jazzy_123 20

Todays my birthday (happy birthday to me! Lol stupid...) if i get lucky tonight i sure hope that doesnt happy to me!

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HowieDoIt 21

I see someone's been drinking a little early today. Happy birthday, anyways!

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jazzy_123 20

Haha thanks #17. Btw i was jk about the getting lucky. I'd rather spend it with friends fam and bf x)

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perdix 29

#19, Hey, happy birthday. If you change your mind, try to find a dude that's not sloppy drunk. If you do have to resort to that, make sure you get on top. That way, if he passes out, you can dismount and quietly do the "walk of shame" home. You do not want to get pinned under a lifeless whiskey-soaked carcass on your birthday! (If you do, PM me ;) )

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mitchiemoto 7

Perdix, that coment just made my day. You're the best!! ;-D

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SWC_Penguin 17

Look at it this way: He was way too tired to have sex but he still tried to anyway. He must really love you. Don't feel bad just because he failed.

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corleon198425 22

Words can not express how gay this is OP

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perdix 29

#22, not necessarily. You don't know how boring and tedious marriage can be.

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pradip 26

Since he was sleepy, he tried to finish it off with snoring vibrations, he missed his mark by that much.

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butterflyfx 8

He could be sick if he is falling asleep like that.

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yusaku02 20

Sometimes you just get sleepy~

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