Intimacy: Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3...

By coltsfoot - 23/05/2010 09:08 - Norway

Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML

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By MID12 - 23/03/2009 17:22 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiancé that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2009 09:43 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML

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Sexy talk

By dtmfa - 31/10/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, I spent the night with my guy, who I hadn't seen in ages. In the middle of sex, he answered his phone, told me to be quiet, talked to the girl on the other end about how boring his day was, then left the room to finish talking to her. When he came back, he asked if I felt like swallowing. FML

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By the other woman - 26/06/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was in a relationship the whole time. How did I find out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML

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By donkeyd - 05/02/2010 16:29 - United States

Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was a pocket dial. I decided to listen to it carefully and realized it was him having sex with another girl. FML

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Indifference

By Anonymous - 03/05/2020 17:00

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me having phone sex with another guy. He either didn't notice or didn't care. FML

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By Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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Douche

By YouDontSay - 10/05/2015 15:35 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML

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By T1A2Z3 - 13/11/2018 03:00

Today, right before sex, with his dick out and the condom in one hand, the guy I was with answered a phone call from his mum. FML

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By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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Sunday 23 May 2010 16:14

you should have moaned hard so his Gf would have heard you!! Fyl Op but u deserve beter

afallingstar 22

Sunday 23 May 2010 16:12

obviously you weren't exclusive- you said you were "seeing him" not that he was your boyfriend- so why were you surprised

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hellie97 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 16:39

wow so wat u just hav sex wit any guy

dubstep87 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 16:43

seeing? or ******* for 3 years.. there's a big differnce.

zerobahamut03 2

Sunday 23 May 2010 16:45

I'm ashamed to be a guy sometimes. o.o

alltimelowislove 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 16:49

maybe he was "seeing" you cus you would put out but his real gf wouldnt.

XCaLX_fml 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 16:50

37th haha anywho you should have yelled **** me harder or i think im gunna haha get her to no hes cheating on her

ToNstAAr 8

Sunday 23 May 2010 17:08

Lol looks Ike your the 'other women' .

Anon9002 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 17:09

What's with people answering phone while having sex lately? Is that the new fad or something? What am I missing?

Kobiexo 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 17:30

i would have moaned really loud :D

svrg24 1

Sunday 23 May 2010 18:18

kobiexo is gorgeous! ha

Xavi89 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 17:41

haha **** your life for real!

kekelala3 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 17:43

I'm sorry baby! She means nothing to me I promise!

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Today, at the age of 25, I learned that it is not normal to have absolutely zero sexual desire. All this time, I thought you had to have sex first before developing a sex drive. FML

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Today, I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones, he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML

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Today, my 4 year old son excitedly asked me if he'd get to see drones at the zoo. He apparently thinks drones are living creatures. I guess I can go ahead and spend his college savings on shoes. FML

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Today, finally in a the right state of mind to move on from my ex, she dropped a nuke in my life by stating she's getting married. FML

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Today, my mom visited, and I left her for a few minutes while I used the bathroom. While I was stuck taking a crap, she went on one of her religious rants, telling my children that Easter was off this year because their precious "pagan" Easter Bunny had been murdered. FML

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