Intimacy: Today, while having some "personal" time, I felt intense pleasure...

By SelfServiced - 03/11/2014 01:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while having some "personal" time, I felt intense pleasure and moaned. I learned that my own moaning prevents me from reaching my peak. I'm my own turn off. FML

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By imsorry - 14/01/2015 23:57 - United States - Oakland

Today, I found out how whipped I am when, at the climax of sex, I moaned, "I'm sorry!" FML

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By Danny - 28/05/2012 18:02 - Ireland - Dublin

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2021 11:01

Today, I had the house to myself for the morning. I decided to enjoy being alone, so pulled my trusty bullet vibrator from the drawer. I was very much into it, loving the alone time and myself, and was on the edge of climax when my vibrator died. This brought me to tears, because all I wanted to do was be alone and masturbate. FML

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By instinct - 12/06/2013 03:06 - Australia - Doncaster East

Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML

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Monday 3 November 2014 12:22

Nothing a little duct tape won't fix.

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Monday 3 November 2014 12:22

You should listen to music while doing it then. Loud music.

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Monday 3 November 2014 15:41

Just keep going eventually the moan may be a point of climax...

nandybear 19

Monday 3 November 2014 19:14

Invest in a ballgag

sousaphonist 14

Monday 3 November 2014 19:40

I can think of only one thing that'd be worse: a guy getting turned on by his own flaccid penis

yungmumma88 10

Tuesday 4 November 2014 4:55

Haha! That would suck!

syed121417 22

Wednesday 5 November 2014 3:40

It makes me sad just thinking about that frustration oh wow lol

Joshery 14

Monday 3 November 2014 19:44

That's a first

jos_ad 3

Monday 3 November 2014 20:18

I don't believe you. Need video proof

demonfacee 14

Tuesday 4 November 2014 6:55

There's always headphones that block outside noise, or just trying not to moan.

fazerfazer 4

Tuesday 4 November 2014 11:31

Pixiecrack 11

Tuesday 4 November 2014 22:50

hold your breath, it's easier and awesome, but please don't forget to breathe

MegMeg362 9

Wednesday 5 November 2014 0:03

Just get a little kinky with yourself! Ducktape, ball gag.. what ever! goodluck!

Hinup 11

Wednesday 5 November 2014 2:38

i know your pain :(

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