By JohhnyKeroscene - 01/02/2012 12:21 - United States

Today, while helping my mom to cook, I was reminded that when the fire alarm goes off in our house, dinner is ready. FML
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rocker_chick105 31

OP's friend: THE FIRE ALARM IS GOING OFF! OP: Oh, dinners done!

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juanaranda1015 4

Maybe someone in your family should take cooking classes? Doesn't hurt to try. Better luck next time OP.

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flockz 19

i like my bacon crispy. nothing else matters.

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Robro54 6

That's when you know it's time to order delivery.

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Robro54 6

Either that, or it's time to bust out the milk and cereal!

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poprocksss73 7

Unless you're anything like Homer and can manage to set that on fire too..

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iseyixes 18

You might need a new kitchen timer.

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mrpyramids 8

look at the positive side of things for example think of it that way that your cooking skill are so great that the fire alarm cheers for you

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Pelreskovich 11

Better than yelling for the whole family to come and eat, you'd hate to get a sore throat from too much screaming, however your lungs can take a little smoke from the burning food, right?

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krystal6304 0

Lmao that's when dinner is ready at our house too!

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rattusrattus 18

You have Baked Alaska for dinner every night?

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