By Scarlett - 16/02/2013 06:03 - Canada - Barrie

Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 819
You deserved it 3 606

Same thing different taste

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Technically, you can't even be sure it's her father's penis...

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At this point in time, that thing she saw is definitely a hot dog, and you can probably divert her inquisitiveness elsewhere, like flickering lights or giraffe nostrils. Anything but dicks.

Just say "Yep, that's a hotdog" then turn her attention to something else.

"I wish I had a million dollars. Hotdog!"

Of course you should try to make her forget about it, but little kids are often insistent. If she says something in front of her parents, just go ahead and tell the truth. It's embarassing but they will appreciate the honesty. It wasn't your idea to look through their things,anyway.

we're you impressed, did you wanna get down on it?

AliceLockehart 18

It's the start of a sentence, so it needs a capital. *Were. I feel like an ass but I couldn't help myself >.>

autocorrect on the iPhone, plus I never capitalise (british spelling) on any posts

perdix 29

It's good to see parents doing something fun with the free time they get from hiring a babysitter. Let's hope Mom didn't send the picture with the cliched tag line, "Wish you were here."

jem970 19

Why would the mom send a picture of her husbands penis with the text "wish you were here"? That doesnt make sense. Why would her husband be aroused by his own erect penis?

59 - I think you completely missed what Perdix was trying to say.

spliit_fml 8

Don't worry OP she'll forget about it soon, that's the great thing about kids.

iGottaFindBubbah 12

I'm sure she gave it a shot. But seriously, how do you explain that to a child?

We'll that's awkward, and I'm sorry you had to see that.