By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:56 - Canada

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Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
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danielbudzynski 0

well if you think about it, everyone's been through thier moms ******, except you did it twice, congrats you sick bastard

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jakeidk 0

in middle ages they would chop your balls of as a punishment for wanting to do your mom

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DeutscherStahl 0

There can be no denying that Freud was right.

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rainbownorth 0

LMAO.....I have a mate who has done this twice to the same girl - her names mel, and she likes to say "whats my name?" while screwing. First time he calls out "Craig". Second time, months later, he calls out "Sarah". He's always a laugh.

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jzombiemom 0

My husband is a damned comedian, and was getting tired of me always "finishing" too far ahead of him, so he came up with a strategy to slow me down - without my knowledge. Just as I was getting close, he leaned up, crowed like a rooster, then started bobbing his head and clucking. Yeah, needless to say I was completely derailed, lol.

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asoldierswifey 0

LMAO! OMG! If my hubby did that to me, I would look at him and just die laughing. I wouldn't even be able to finish the sex!

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XBCX96 4

I'm guessing her name wasn't mom :/

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hassenpfeffermmm 0

Hilarious. I hope you didn't finish ************.

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cmac86 23

is your name Oedipus by any chance?

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