Intimacy: Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally...

By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:56 - Canada

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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By Perry85 - 04/01/2020 05:00

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Kennebunk

Today, my girlfriend and I were doing the dirty, when she told me to say her full name, including her middle name. I'd forgot her middle name. It was completely awkward after. I'm a dumbass. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2022 16:00 - United States - Stephenville

Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2021 22:01

Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. An ex? A friend? A side guy? Nope, none of those. I called him “Dad”. FML

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By randomgirl - 07/01/2012 14:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

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By BlackPolarbear - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

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By bg4545 - 24/03/2016 03:39 - United States - Whittier

Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally referred to my girlfriend as "my ex-girlfriend." To her face. Needless to say, my statement became true afterwards. FML

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Split second

By FLIPmcCOOL - 15/05/2014 22:57 - Ireland - Cork

Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML

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Thursday 1 October 2009 12:51

You're ****** up buddy.

danielbudzynski 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 13:03

well if you think about it, everyone's been through thier moms ******, except you did it twice, congrats you sick bastard

Comments

VolleyballSMASH 1

Sunday 11 July 2010 4:41

just as f'd as the retard who needs to point outbwhat number he is. get a life.

Poepiepiesie 3

Wednesday 21 July 2010 1:55

Klab-am! Freud fail. Well oedipus syndrome happens to alot of ppl.

maddy23a 5

Friday 6 August 2010 18:43

It's okay if you accedentily ( excuse spelling ) call your teacher mom, but THIS? =P

PaddedWhiteRoom 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 1:01

I've seen this before... -.-

ololololol37 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 21:11

Randal Graves? "People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl 'Mom.' " from Clerks.

sickkidhayner 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 3:18

retard-to make slow; delay the development or progress / hes not retarded

smurfman44265034 0

Friday 25 March 2011 6:14

he means by like saying mom! make me a sammich not sexual

Niki0308 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 1:37

uhhhhh holy shit! you're a creeper! 

NoellleBuddy 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 23:04

woooooww lmfao!!!... thats really groosss!!!.. your poor girlfriend..

DirtyChai 3

Saturday 7 May 2011 8:55

Freudian slip?

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