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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:56 - Canada

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Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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By Perry85 - 04/01/2020 05:00

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Kennebunk

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Today, my girlfriend and I were doing the dirty, when she told me to say her full name, including her middle name. I'd forgot her middle name. It was completely awkward after. I'm a dumbass. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2022 16:00 - United States - Stephenville

Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2021 22:01

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Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. An ex? A friend? A side guy? Nope, none of those. I called him “Dad”. FML

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By randomgirl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML

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By BlackPolarbear - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

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By bg4545 - 24/03/2016 03:39 - United States - Whittier

Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally referred to my girlfriend as "my ex-girlfriend." To her face. Needless to say, my statement became true afterwards. FML

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By FLIPmcCOOL - 15/05/2014 22:57 - Ireland - Cork

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Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML

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viral_fml 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 12:51

You're ****** up buddy.

danielbudzynski 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 13:03

well if you think about it, everyone's been through thier moms ******, except you did it twice, congrats you sick bastard

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murdur1 0

Friday 9 October 2009 10:13

Well, Freud might have something to say about that. All I have to day though is that that's really ****** up, buddy.

tori96 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 20:43

u totally want to **** ur mom. thats gross.

lil_miss_shorty 2

Thursday 22 October 2009 21:49

I seem to be the only one here who actually thinks this is fricken funny XD

Failure2Life 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 20:00

I accidently called a teacher Mom in the second grade and was moritfied, i cant imagine how you must have felt

superclumsy 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 21:44

how do you even do that unless you were thinking about your mom while you were doing it? which is sick btw....

chic0rico 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 0:19

lol well mabey he is a little bad at sex and he cums fast so he was thinking of his mom so he wouldnt come which is still nasty i mean he could be thinking bout like something else

envy9o9 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 17:40

LOL! You ******* newfies.

Music131 0

Monday 9 November 2009 3:07

YDI for boning your mom

in2deep96 5

Sunday 15 November 2009 18:30

Dude why would you do that? That's really disturbing 2 a girl!

wild_angel 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 10:50

Idiot.

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