Miscellaneous: Today, while I was in the bathroom my mom walked in and tried...

By ok cool - 13/10/2015 01:53 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, while I was in the bathroom my mom walked in and tried to have a conversation with me about my bowel movements. I'm 23, and this is a regular thing. FML

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By seaweedlady - 21/06/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML

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By me - 08/06/2012 14:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML

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Not now!

By Anonymous - 18/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML

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Well did you?

By Kagura - 02/06/2010 15:05 - Turkey

Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked, "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML

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Open door policy

By Anonymous - 09/03/2021 23:01

Today, my mom yelled at me for not pooping with the bathroom door open like the rest of the family. FML

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You deserved it 78

Leave me alone

By emoflowers - 10/04/2012 02:51 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my mother made me see the doctor to see if I had irritable bowel syndrome, on the account of how often I go to the restroom. I then had to admit I only go in there to get away from my family. My doctor thought it was hilarious. My mom didn't. FML

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You deserved it 3 342

By June - 19/05/2009 21:51 - Canada

Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML

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You deserved it 74 789

By struckbystarzz - 27/03/2015 13:12 - United States - Taunton

Today, my stomach started to hurt. When I got home, my parents had company over, which I had to rush past to use the bathroom. After being in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, my mother yells to me from the other room, in front of the guests, "Are you OK in there?" I'm 27. FML

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I've known for ages

By Crap - 28/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

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Dump the dump

By lily anne - 30/01/2022 02:00

Today, my mom screamed my name five times while I was on the toilet. When I was done, I went to her and she said, “Why the FUCK did you not immediately drop what you were doing and rush to help me with the dishes?” Apparently, the fact that I was pooping wasn’t a good enough excuse. FML

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Nightwing98 22

Tuesday 13 October 2015 18:25

Time to invest in a lock.

MelanieIsGreat 21

Tuesday 13 October 2015 18:27

Seriously? Dude, move out. You know it's time when you have no privacy. Maybe, she's trying to drive you out. Take a hint!

Comments

Areyoukiddingmoi 15

Tuesday 13 October 2015 19:41

A regular thing just like your bowel movements should be

DoomSkuller 28

Tuesday 13 October 2015 19:41

Is your name Howard Wolowitz?

khorstmye 15

Tuesday 13 October 2015 19:44

She must be a nurse. This type of thing is completely normal to them. Lol

vishwa_evo 15

Tuesday 13 October 2015 19:46

I have seen a lot of FMLs like this. Or people walking into people fornicating. I was in the US for 5 years and all the doors that I have seen have locks. Why not use them?

Jakeyz192 7

Tuesday 13 October 2015 20:51

She probably has the key to the lock tbh. I mean my bathroom lock can be opened with a quarter so... wouldn't surprise me -.-

chinaski7628 32

Tuesday 13 October 2015 21:36

I'm in the US and neither the bedrooms nor the bathroom of the house I grew up in had locks (an odd design quirk, I guess). We knew to always knock, so I guess there was just never a reason for my parents to install locks. Now that I think about it, I don't know if I've ever lived in a place where I had a lock on my bedroom door....

wordygirl 11

Tuesday 13 October 2015 19:49

Your mom misses changing your dooky diapers after all these years. The closest she can get to those good ol times is barging in and getting a whiff. So your mom is addicted to your poo. Now what are ya gonna do??

fuckpotato 12

Wednesday 14 October 2015 3:31

I don't know why this is getting downvoted... I think you're hilarious, #32.

olpally 32

Tuesday 13 October 2015 20:13

"GET THE **** OUT OF THE BATHROOM MOM!" Is what I would say... Lol Geeze.

Scorpio01 16

Tuesday 13 October 2015 20:15

23 or 63 mom is mom...

trucker2 33

Tuesday 13 October 2015 20:19

And MOM can Fuc..ng knock

mld4657 28

Tuesday 13 October 2015 20:41

is your poo just as regular

bnbhimp 10

Tuesday 13 October 2015 20:45

Ummm.... You are 23 GTFO

Jakeyz192 7

Tuesday 13 October 2015 20:48

As is I hate it when she enters to grab something when I'm in the shower, I cant imagine what it must feel like to have that happen. I'm so sorry for you!