By ZAS - 22/08/2012 16:57 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML
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a563 3

"Yeah, but he's gay as the day is long"

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Marrach 7

She obviously lost her chance. FYL either way.

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Kiki242 19

Don't sweat it. There are other girls out there. Just because she wanted your friend doesn't mean other girls won't want you.

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olpally 32

Don't even tell her about your friend, just walk away... she's not worth talking to if she's not interested in you to begin with. **** that... You can do better op.

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musicluvr2000 11

My sympathy to the poor girl you cut out of your picture.

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olpally 32

She actually broke up with me... :(

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

But you're still on good terms with her shoulder :D

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downtime 12

Heaven forbid she has a preference of her own... She was smiling at the guy she liked, the wrong one came over, theres no graceful way to say I'm not interested in you. If you ignored her and walked away then she made the right choice to go for the one who steps aside graciously over the self involved jackass.

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byRose 7

You're a ******, i would try to help my friend out because he tried to help me out, something good can come out of it.

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SeepingSarcasm 7

Play the gay hook-up card. Tell her he is your overly jealous boyfriend, and that you are so tired putting up with it that you think you've might made a wrong decision and that you wish to experience a woman. But you just don't know how to approach a lady. Gonna work 9/10 times.

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MidnightKnight 6

What kind of girls are you hanging out with if that would work on them 90% of the time?

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SeepingSarcasm 7

Really, realy gullible ones. It's all in the sales pitch.

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musicluvr2000 11

"That guy? Oh, he's my boyfriend. Can you please pass that jar of ketchup that's near your head?"

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Pretend you're gay. "Guuuurl, you best be backin' up off my man 'fo I slap a hoe!"

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Kiki242 19

Don't sweat it. There are other girls out there. Just because she wanted your friend doesn't mean other girls won't want you.

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hateevryone 14

That's when you walk away from her. She's not worth your time. She's not interested.

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CarouselHeart 11

That sucks, but at the same time, she's not a baseball card, she has feelings of her own too.

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