By Rapunzel1974 - 01/09/2013 04:29 - United States - Gulfport
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I'm the OP. I'm the one with the Fabulous Fingerbiters. These chickens aren't food: they're overindulged pets. Each one has a name, so chicken stew isn't an option. I've named them after various vaudeville stars or actresses because they're a lot of feathery drama queens. Actually, biting the hand that feeds them is right in line with the entertainment-industry theme I chose when naming them. A chicken bite from a baby bird isn't really painful at all because their little beaks are so soft. Even an adult bird's peck isn't painful in the same way a dog or cat bite is painful. They can't break the skin, although if they get you in the face it can leave a scratch or welt. A parrot, by contrast, can take your finger off. Chickens just aren't strong enough. These are going to be lovely laying hens. They're just a bit cheeky. I think I can break them of the habit by switching for a while to grass instead of mealworms, by *not* dropping the goodies no matter what, and moving on to the second phase of training, where I train them to hop onto my lap and sit there to be fed and petted. When training a chicken, it's important to use food as a reward. They're not like dogs and they don't consider attention a reward. They don't even consider petting a reward until they're conditioned to do so, because it's not a normal behavior or sensation for them. But it's straight-up operant conditioning, right out of B.F. Skinner
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Who says chickens can't learn?
Nobody.
That was un-eggs-pected! Maybe your hens will bite your fingers now, but wait until they learn how you get your revenge . . . eggs-cellent!
Perdix doing puns? WHAT IS THIS INSANITY
should have ate her that night
Then OP would've been glad-he-ate-her
kill the birds
And so it begins... Who would have thought it would be the chicken?
If this is repeated next time you feed them, quietly remove one chiken during the night. The next day, scatter some feathers around and sit in front of them with a bucket of KFC with a wicked grin while they wonder where their friend has gone. Worth a shot.
Ok so wear gloves next time, and the next chicken to bite your finger gets a punch in the breast!
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OP. I'm going to assume you like chickens.... alot
Let them have their treats OP. Fatten them up. And when they're least expecting it.... Chicken pie time.