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By loser - 19/10/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML

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By thisiswhyimsingle - 14/09/2015 05:17 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML

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By sad - 24/04/2009 08:18 - United States

Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML

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By Anon - 14/08/2016 10:58 - United States - Tracy

Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML

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By ohforchristssake - 21/09/2015 02:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML

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By (L) - 13/02/2018 09:00 - United States - Athens

Today, I was studying in my university library when I noticed an attractive boy sitting alone four tables ahead of me. I wrote down my phone number, scrunched it into a ball, and threw it at him. He looked up, opened it, scrunched it up, and threw it back. FML

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By GeneralElement - 19/02/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, in math, I was working on an assignment and this really cute girl comes over and says my name. At this point, my heart is pumping with excitement and I'm thinking she is going to ask for my number. She said, "Did you know someone drew a penis on your back?" FML

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By sorejecteditmakesmewannacry - 29/08/2013 10:44 - France - Poissy

Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML

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By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

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By musamalia - 06/01/2009 11:58 - France

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

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Nice guy

By Anonymous - 18/09/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 19 October 2009 23:25

How do you misinterpret something that was probably along the lines of: "What number on the math work do you need help with?" all the way to... "YO I'D HIT DAT HARDER THAN A DRUNK DRIVER. GIMME YO DIGITS GURRL"

Amkii 0

Monday 19 October 2009 23:22

So did you have your hand up? If not, how'd he know you needed help, unless you said so? If you did say you needed help, or had your hand up, why'd you assume he wanted your PHONE number all of a sudden? This has failsauce smeared all over it.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 20 October 2009 2:30

I'm pretty sure she thought he was T-Pain, and that he said, "Baby girl, what's your name? Let me talk to you, let me buy you a drank. I'm T-Pain, you know me. Konvict music, never booey? I'm in the club, close at 3. What's the chances of you rollin' with me back to the crib? Show you how I live. Let's get drunk, and forget what we did..."

ABbaby 10

Tuesday 20 October 2009 3:46

I LOVE YOU u are made of all kinds of win right now :D

energyphuck 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 3:30

LMFAO #5!!! that's the funniest think I've heard all day.

irishfever 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 3:31

you sound really annoying

LeoV_fml 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 4:37

#2 lolz  family guy FTW

boricua_4life407 5

Tuesday 20 October 2009 4:43

That freakin sucks...! That's why I'm modest and don't really expect much from anybody haha fyl =/

OmnomnomAPPLE 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 4:48

My face would be red for like the rest of the day if that happened to me >:O

No_fyl_cuz_ydi 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 5:04

ydi for giggling

CFR 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 5:16

Hasn't he heard of English? You know, full sentences... If he asked you for "your number" then you can hardly be blamed for thinking it was a phone number...Not your fault.