Miscellaneous: Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a...

By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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By Anon - 19/06/2024 12:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML

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By anonymous - 08/06/2011 16:47 - United States

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

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By Gob - 16/01/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

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Say it, don't spray it

By Anonymous - 05/05/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML

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By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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By fartwoman - 23/06/2010 01:41 - United States

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

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By dealtit - 30/07/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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Classic backfire

By Anonymous - 02/09/2023 04:00

Today, I was in a quiet library, trying to stifle a sneeze. In the process, I let out an embarrassingly loud and dramatic snort that echoed through the room. Heads turned. Many stared. FML

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Let it all out

By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 22:00 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML

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One way or another

By embarrassed - 08/10/2012 09:12 - Australia - Morphett Vale

Today, despite having a mild case of the flu, I visited my boyfriend's house and watched a movie with his parents. During the movie, I felt the sudden urge to sneeze. Trying to hold it in, I managed to do the loudest fart I've ever done in my life. Everyone heard. FML

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TheNewMirage 10

Monday 30 September 2013 22:55

Just smile 'n wave boy, smile 'n wave.

adamo_erebus 26

Monday 30 September 2013 22:57

Stand tall with pride, that must've been one hell of a fart

Comments

jarockstar27 10

Tuesday 1 October 2013 0:23

Well it had to come out somewhere I guess....

StarrliteFire 7

Tuesday 1 October 2013 0:27

You should of stood up and took a bow like a boss haha

zRatio 6

Tuesday 1 October 2013 0:31

You could of atleast snarted.

lukew 4

Tuesday 1 October 2013 1:15

That is some of the funniest stuff I have heard in a long time.

HeadlessSparrow 20

Tuesday 1 October 2013 1:28

One time I sneezed and farted at the same time.

Watever_B 5

Tuesday 1 October 2013 1:42

Should've just sneezed LOL

firerosearien 4

Tuesday 1 October 2013 1:47

Oops. (You are not the first this has happened to, you won't be the last)

reaxion 25

Tuesday 1 October 2013 1:56

It's called Respect :-)

CrazyMelvin 14

Tuesday 1 October 2013 2:33

You should have sneezed, at least sneezes don't stink.

FezzesAreCool 18

Tuesday 1 October 2013 2:52

Oh my god

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