Miscellaneous: Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a...

By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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By Anon - 19/06/2024 12:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML

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By anonymous - 08/06/2011 16:47 - United States

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

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By Gob - 16/01/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

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Say it, don't spray it

By Anonymous - 05/05/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML

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By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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By fartwoman - 23/06/2010 01:41 - United States

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

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By dealtit - 30/07/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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Classic backfire

By Anonymous - 02/09/2023 04:00

Today, I was in a quiet library, trying to stifle a sneeze. In the process, I let out an embarrassingly loud and dramatic snort that echoed through the room. Heads turned. Many stared. FML

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Let it all out

By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 22:00 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML

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One way or another

By embarrassed - 08/10/2012 09:12 - Australia - Morphett Vale

Today, despite having a mild case of the flu, I visited my boyfriend's house and watched a movie with his parents. During the movie, I felt the sudden urge to sneeze. Trying to hold it in, I managed to do the loudest fart I've ever done in my life. Everyone heard. FML

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TheNewMirage 10

Monday 30 September 2013 22:55

Just smile 'n wave boy, smile 'n wave.

adamo_erebus 26

Monday 30 September 2013 22:57

Stand tall with pride, that must've been one hell of a fart

Comments

JaegerMayCry 13

Monday 30 September 2013 23:00

They're just jealous of your superior gas excretion skills. Fart with pride OP

ethanman82 8

Monday 30 September 2013 23:04

I guess the only thing to do was (puts on sun glasses) put thats "sneeze" behind you. YEAAAAAHHHH!

ninjuh_wingman 29

Tuesday 1 October 2013 0:52

No. Just....no

NeighSoulSister 6

Tuesday 1 October 2013 0:55

I thought we were done with this joke already. Guess not.

astralvagan 20

Monday 30 September 2013 23:05

better out than in though.....

worldclassrager 39

Monday 30 September 2013 23:07

A sneeze is excusable...always hey maybe from the bless you a blessing might come your way...

jw90 18

Monday 30 September 2013 23:13

Hey if it can't come out one way it'll go out another.

TheCerealKiller 24

Monday 30 September 2013 23:14

At least you didn't sneeze and fart at the same time. Or sneeze and crap yourself.

martin8337 35

Tuesday 1 October 2013 4:40

Or sneeze and snot yourself.

Trish01 23

Monday 30 September 2013 23:15

And then they all burst out laughing, right? If not, what kind of creepy school do you go to?

gracehi 31

Monday 30 September 2013 23:22

Did you know in that in ancient Rome it was illegal to fart in public? Consider yourself lucky for the time and placeb in which you now live. If you were less fortunate, you would have gotten a nice new set of iron bracelets to go along with those intent stares.

sanecatlady 13

Monday 30 September 2013 23:22

I remember once in junior high a boy in my class sneezed and this huge, black booger or something shot out of his nose and onto the floor. We were all pretty grossed out, including the teacher, although other kids were laughing, too. It landed pretty close so I wonder if he tried to aim it at me?