By therundown - 20/07/2011 13:38 - United States

Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 621
You deserved it 3 982

Same thing different taste

Comments

Her dying daughter needed a skin graft to save her life and you are the only person with the same tissue type in the whole world. You just killed a little girl. I hope you're happy now, you heartless bastard!

iSitt 0

as a kid,I used to put elmers glue on a finger, let it dry then peel it off.

Yeah... and then roll it around until it was like a homemade booger?

sparxva 12

Why didnt you smack the whack job? Now she's got a taste for human flesh, extra crispy...

This is probably the WEIRDEST FML I have ever read in a very long time...

what the hell is her problem.is this some weird fetish or something

Well let her help by keep her hands the hell off of my skin!

that's just plain bullshit, fakest story I've ever read on a site that's full of them