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slap the mofo!
that's hot
Yeah, it sucks that she was a creeper, but your FML was too tactless for me to feel sorry for you... A "huge fat lady?" Really?
Next time don't say "huge fat lady". Then I could put fyl but no that is just rude op shame on you!
#31 and #37 Agreed! Not only is saying "a huge fat lady" tactless and rude, it's also redundant.
#48... um I do not know were to start! You took this way over the top!! Op could have "painted the picture" just as good by saying an overweight lady or a bigger lady something of that nature. But your mind must be wack if that's the picture that was "painted" in your mind!
48- painted the picture *really well. Sorry, that's one of my pet peeves.
what's the problem man! op openheartedly described the event... and you gut a vivid picture of it... your words give some gray and not contrast vision of a "big" lady...is she high like Gulliver or behemoth... then op did not give her name, address nobody can insult her...
56 looks like Mr. Rogers.
yeah op shoulda said "a big boned opposite of small with a "medical condition" lady"
random person touching you, mmm?
As opposed to a tiny, petite fat lady.
Eeeeeeeshhh.... now that's just creepy
She probably wanted to eat you.
daaayum u gonna get it on with shamoo tonight!
93 looks like robert pattinson. :)
huge fat people disgust me. the fact that they let themselves get that big is stupid. it's not a sad condition it's just lazyness and ignorance to themselves.
huga fat creepy lady!!!!! mmmmm did she lick her finger before??
Mine too, welcome to the club.
I saw it. My sick twisted mind thought it was kinda funny.
LOL
yeah i agree ist so unnesessary to call her a huge fat lady -_- its irrelevant
i have to agree that the lady's size was completely irrelevant to the story. it doesn't matter if she was fat or skinny or short or tall, either way she was invading OP's personal space. people who get extra-grossed out just because it's a fat person doing something instead of anyone else disgust me.
it's not laziness it's lack of self control it's like finding something you like well "obese" people like food and to them it can get to the point of addiction and you should be so quick to judge you never know the person could have a medical disease and can't help it.
maybe she actually was one of those people whom are fat as hell
Or it could be a medical condition. Don't judge!
That's just wrong
That creepy!
"That's"
well you must be hot then I'd do it too
193 you think 2s hot? oh nvm, you were just replying to his post so you could be on top, I get it. >:
Damn, I wish i was that fat lady. -sobs-
it's creepy to the MAX
205-I'm always on top
I dont
Wtf, why would some one do that
you mean everything isn't a twinky?
#60 Don't be rude. :/
85 and 50. Quit being assholes. There's a difference between curvy and obese. 19 is curvy. No one is impressed by you insulting people online, so stop trying.
*60 not 50
#99, I agree!
you're an asshole. not everyone is 98 pounds, dumbass.
yeah sure curves that curve outwards
wow, 85 and 60 are so ******* rude. firstly, 19 isn't fat. she's at a perfect weight and you surely shouldn't be making jokes about her weight. it's people like you that make girls suffer with eating disorders. not every girl can look like a victoria's secret model. it really pisses me off when people make fun of other people's weight because they have a little more fat on them than most girls. it's so unfair and rude.
To all who called the girl (I can't recall which number she was) fat: She already knows she's not Barbie thin, assholes. Her weight is just fine. Not everyone has to be anorexic, you know!
144 you look like a girl I saw on a porno video... hmm can't remember which one
Dude cut the shit. Don't hate on people who are big. Do I have to f-cking tell you about my karma story? Don't make me.
yeah, actually dumbass i am. i've suffered with eating disorders and bulimia and i've almost died many times from basically overdosing from dangerous weight-loss pills. i've gone long periods of time without eating, while making myself puke and over working my body when i already had no energy. all because of one person's rude comment to me. and they were only saying it because they knew it would hurt me even though i'm not even fat. that's why it bothers me so much when people call other's fat cause i know how it feels to not feel beautiful. ******* think about the outcomes before you make rude comments about someone's appearance.
banananut Ive never suffered from an eating disorder but my best friend did. I'm so sorry no one was there to help you. But yknow what? HD is a troll and if there's one thing I've learned through gaming and this site it's that trolls like arguing
144: my take on the situation is this: the girl in question (19) is not morbidly obese. nor is she skinny. however, strictly speaking, she is not "fit," and would be considered overweight by most standards. nevertheless, that is not cause for the monkey-style poo-slinging that's going on. 19 should not be the target of insults! anyway... there is more to weight management than weight-loss pills and extreme dieting. for nearly everyone (including some with eating disorders), it is a matter of making careful choices in your daily diet and not overdoing anything. it's not impossible. also...the bullshit-ass "one-extreme-or-another" arguments need to stop. there is a happy medium. however, everyone has ideals. get over it, and keep it moving. |the kid|
pound it !!! haha I totally agree it's not cool
I'm don't mean to be disrespectful or to belittle the effect of mean comments, but eating disorders aren't just caused by cruel remarks. The remarks often trigger an already-existing underlying issue that results in the eating disorder. "Poo-slinging" like this is petty and shameful, though, and certainly contributes to the issue.
you are seriously an ignorant waste of space
those bitches think they're all nice and all tough on the Internet but go on the streets and tell this shitt to an obese or chubby person to their face and let's see if they're "macho" enough to offend them. Calling someone fat doesn't make you beautiful or the best shitt on the block. call me a fag idc but I would beat the shitt out of the jerks on here for being an ******* ****. so go swallow y'alls pride!!!
obviously you don't actually know what obese means
Just check the BMI instead of commenting so much and judging.
I find someone with your looks making fun of anyone quite comical actually. That girl's weight doesn't hurt or effect you in any way. How she chooses to look is none of your business. And as far as having a pic of myself goes, maybe I should get in my car and take a half assed shot like yours.
60.. people like you really piss me the **** off. and banananut, I'm sorry :( I used to suffer from anorexia
You should have turned around and slapped the creeper's hand away.
OP was probably so utterly freaked out that he wasn't able to move a muscle, let alone slap somebody in self defense.
I know, I know. The reason why I said that it is because it's what I would do if I were in his situation-- if I too weren't frozen with fear to do anything. Obviously no one ever thinks fast enough to come up with a self defense move or witty response.
Yeah why?
So what?...
ydi for being so judgmental. what are you 12?
why would he be getting tags for a car at 12?think before you speak!
I know what she was doing I'm not stupid but what she said was dumb because op was getting tags for a car so what she said was pointless..
yea so true she is! But you see my point right?
9 is a dumb bitch.
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slap the mofo!
I have to say skinny or fat... I wouldn't be okay with a random stranger caressing my body at all. fyl