By morethanredhands - 21/05/2012 05:56

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Today, while in the bathroom, I started absent-mindedly drumming on my thighs. I didn't stop to think that people outside would think I was masturbating. FML
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Lifes_a_bust 0

What beat do you use?

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mylifesucks9797 4

That isn't really any of their business, they shouldn't be listening to people pee anyway that's just weird

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immaMonsta 8

I think you need better reading comprehension. The FML says nothing about peeing.

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Enslaved 36

Were you drumming Billy Squire's "The Stroke".

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perdix 29

Yes, and then going right into The Divinyls' "I Touch Myself."

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RedCrow 0

And ending with, "I wanna **** a dog in the ass." by blink 182

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manjyMonkey 2

Ha ha that's funny

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whennotlooking 0

Oh god I do that too... I wonder what my family thinks...

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auzz1_pride 9

You never here them snickering when you are? If not then you are fine, btw I know everyone hates when people say this but your picture suits your comment on so many levels.

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geko911 22

Hear* I'm not usually a nazy on those things but that one just came in my face...

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sleepinginclass 8

It came in his face....

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philbelfrage 13

I always do that at home, and everytime I leave the bathroom I get the most judgmental stares from my family. If I explain to them they'll think it's just a poor excuse. I would stop but it's just a habit. The drumming on my thighs thing that is...not beating my meat.

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auzz1_pride 9

70) I'm sorry, I typed hear wrong and it auto corrected it to here

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omfgshiz 7

Your FML made my day OP.. Heehee.. :'D but then again I doubt people will think that you're masturbating.. Lol.

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ManInTheMachine 19

They DID think he was masturbating. That's the whole point of this FML.

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ConesOfDeath 0

Ok 22, I'm really curious what that tower is but private messages aren't available on iOS. Please explain xD

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Eila1996 5

41- I think the tower is made out of pizza boxes. But I could be wrong.

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perdix 29

Don't flatter yourself. They probably thought you were just a shitty drummer.

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reddudeover 2

"Pervert!, learn how to double bass mother ******".

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fuckyeahkass 9

Why would someone stand outside the bathroom listening to what you're doing? :/

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K_kanaka 26

Hey here's the good news no one will ever use that stall and it will always be exclusively yours to use. Isn't that great :D

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