By morethanredhands - 21/05/2012 05:56

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Today, while in the bathroom, I started absent-mindedly drumming on my thighs. I didn't stop to think that people outside would think I was masturbating. FML
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Lifes_a_bust 0

What beat do you use?

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aFreedom127 9

So did you "drum" yourself to a happy ending?

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ICastillo 24

People were probably thinking this kid beats a good rhythm.

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loveistwisted 10

Masturbating at a musical rhythm? You win.

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Nukorav 2

When you are leaving the stall continue the beat, so people can see that you were not masturbating.

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GSXRryders 2

Wish I could ********** with rhythm ...

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hateevryone 14

Lol you didn't think about that didn't you?

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mosquito19 14

thats a good one, I drummed twice yesterday

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nanxi 30

Am I the only one who drummed their thighs out of curiosity after reading this?

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hockeyoceancity 13

I compared them both to find out if they sound alike, they do.

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CaptainBlack 18

I seriously don't understand this haha. It never makes any noise for me, maybe I'm just a pro at being stealthy idk. What even makes noise at all? Your hand hitting your leg?

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