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By thunderthighs644 - 23/11/2011 03:21

Today, while jogging, I heard an odd clapping sound over the sound of my iPod. I stopped running, and the sound stopped. This continued for an hour before I realized the slapping sound was my thighs slapping together violently. FML

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Today, I was walking up some stairs and heard a noise as if someone was following me. The faster I went, the louder the noise got. I was too scared to realize that it was just my thighs causing my jeans to chafe. FML

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Today, I thought I heard someone shifting around in my house. I froze in fear and then I heard it again. I thought I was hearing things until I realized that it wasn't an intruder in my home. The shifting noise was my thighs rubbing together when I walked. FML

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Today, I thought my knee hurt because of over exercising in the gym. Then I remembered it was because I smacked it against my chair so hard I crumbled down and couldn't move for 5 minutes. And how I remembered? I did it again. FML

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Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, I tried to wipe some sweat off my brow before it could make its way down into my eye. I ended up poking myself in the eye so hard that I yelped, stumbled and was thrown off the still-moving treadmill while trying to regain my balance. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 03:59 - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

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That slaps!

By Kelli - 08/04/2020 02:00

Today, the whole time my husband and I had sex, my stomach flab violently slapped my thighs. The harder he pumped, the louder the slapping got. Time to lose some weight. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2024 22:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, the family dog escaped and I ran after her. She started attacking a random dog, so I started clapping and yelling, trying to get her attention. After I got her away, my hands started swelling. I clapped my hands so hard that they're swollen and bruised. FML

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Calivale 7

Wednesday 23 November 2011 8:27

2 choices! 1)Keep jogging 2) turn the music up!

Moota 9

Wednesday 23 November 2011 8:27

You're jogging those thunder thighs off though, so it's okay OP!

Comments

towelyey 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 10:02

FATTY FATTY BOOMBALATTY! :)

tyghl55 4

Tuesday 29 November 2011 3:03

Haha well I'm glad you're out there jogging and getting rid of that shit

saw92cus 0

Thursday 1 December 2011 4:55

wear basketball shorts when you run! the fabric will stop it

arbutusblossom 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 18:23

Free motivation? :D

dougiemac2014 1

Tuesday 20 December 2011 6:13

Id run more but the sound of my thighs scraping together hurts my ears. -chris griffin

tdawg4200 0

Friday 24 February 2012 20:19

FATTY!

dmplayer91 0

Monday 16 July 2012 12:47

Thats ok you can be my new BFAF my big fat ass friend

bgdkmcgee 10

Saturday 6 April 2013 7:02

Well, at least you're jogging....

fuzz97 23

Wednesday 17 April 2013 7:47

THUNDER THIGHS

HAY_JAY2013 12

Tuesday 18 June 2013 6:09

Lol that sucks turn up the music so you dont hear that lol that means you legs are getting fat :p

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