Health: Today, while jogging, I heard an odd clapping sound over the...

By thunderthighs644 - 23/11/2011 03:21

Today, while jogging, I heard an odd clapping sound over the sound of my iPod. I stopped running, and the sound stopped. This continued for an hour before I realized the slapping sound was my thighs slapping together violently. FML

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By i-should-probably-stick-to-swimming - 03/01/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML

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By FlorenceD - 12/08/2012 04:34 - United States - Dallas

Today, I was walking up some stairs and heard a noise as if someone was following me. The faster I went, the louder the noise got. I was too scared to realize that it was just my thighs causing my jeans to chafe. FML

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By Celluloid - 29/04/2011 06:52 - United States

Today, I thought I heard someone shifting around in my house. I froze in fear and then I heard it again. I thought I was hearing things until I realized that it wasn't an intruder in my home. The shifting noise was my thighs rubbing together when I walked. FML

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By paranoid - 06/06/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML

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By Janice - 07/11/2011 05:12 - Canada

Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML

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Ouch

By rnw - 21/07/2016 05:34 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I thought my knee hurt because of over exercising in the gym. Then I remembered it was because I smacked it against my chair so hard I crumbled down and couldn't move for 5 minutes. And how I remembered? I did it again. FML

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No pain, no gain

By Ouch - 21/06/2013 03:06 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, I tried to wipe some sweat off my brow before it could make its way down into my eye. I ended up poking myself in the eye so hard that I yelped, stumbled and was thrown off the still-moving treadmill while trying to regain my balance. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 03:59 - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

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That slaps!

By Kelli - 08/04/2020 02:00

Today, the whole time my husband and I had sex, my stomach flab violently slapped my thighs. The harder he pumped, the louder the slapping got. Time to lose some weight. FML

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STOP! BAD DOG!

By Anonymous - 08/03/2024 22:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, the family dog escaped and I ran after her. She started attacking a random dog, so I started clapping and yelling, trying to get her attention. After I got her away, my hands started swelling. I clapped my hands so hard that they're swollen and bruised. FML

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Calivale 7

Wednesday 23 November 2011 8:27

2 choices! 1)Keep jogging 2) turn the music up!

Moota 9

Wednesday 23 November 2011 8:27

You're jogging those thunder thighs off though, so it's okay OP!

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AndrewLinares 2

Thursday 24 November 2011 17:35

Yeah but your working hard for them to go away. So keep it up!(:

Saunders3 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 18:18

That's hilarious!

stvn97 11

Thursday 24 November 2011 23:13

I feel u:( mine used to do that

Thehottestvicki8 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 23:58

Hahaha that's a sign that ur getting pretty fat that is why u deserve the embarisment!

abbccc 3

Friday 25 November 2011 2:07

lol total bs, like you can run for an hour. i weigh 155 with 10% body fat and i can only run for 45 mins at a time.

n8clev 0

Friday 25 November 2011 2:12

Who gives a crap

Igor_g5 0

Friday 25 November 2011 2:17

Shouldnt let yourself get so fat.

kaeleydanielle 0

Friday 25 November 2011 5:32

I thought the expression was knee slapper....

BlAzEtHiS 0

Friday 25 November 2011 7:51

If your thighs are that fat there is no way you went running for over an hour. I'm just sayin...

awesomelikethat 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 6:13

Thunder thighs!!! I'm sorry that was mean ditch that keep jogging

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