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By Janice - 07/11/2011 05:12 - Canada

Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML

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By max - 03/01/2012 19:36 - United States

Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML

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By random - 08/06/2013 04:42 - United States - El Paso

Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 16:12 - United States

Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML

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By BoobiePain - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saint John

Today, I got stitches in my breast. I never knew how much they jiggled until every bump on the road made my breast feel like it was on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 04:03

Today, after going through a major weight loss and change of lifestyle to better my confidence and health, I now have saggy thighs, arms and boobs, a deflated ass, two inches of hanging stomach, and have realized just how unsymmetrical my face is. Oh, and my physical health has never been worse. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 03:59 - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I went running for the first time in a few months. I had what I thought was an asthma attack. When I got home, I realized that it was not asthma, but instead I have gained so much weight that my running bra restricted my breathing. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I realized that the only part of my body that has had a reduction in size from changing my diet and working out isn't my stomach or my thighs but my already undersized breasts. FML

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By box butt - 07/03/2017 00:00

Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML

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By thunderthighs644 - 23/11/2011 03:21

Today, while jogging, I heard an odd clapping sound over the sound of my iPod. I stopped running, and the sound stopped. This continued for an hour before I realized the slapping sound was my thighs slapping together violently. FML

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saIty 17

Monday 7 November 2011 12:12

Just pull all the fat on your face back with rubber bands.

GameOver008 1

Monday 7 November 2011 12:25

Jiggly puff

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cjguthrie 8

Tuesday 8 November 2011 5:00

Wats ur gamer tag?

detective_oreo 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 6:55

Sexy

jewelsfml 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 14:52

I wish I could say that! at 24 after 2 kids my boobs have become friends with my belly button!!!

tactical_bacon 4

Tuesday 8 November 2011 16:39

at least youre working on it

bsbuddy 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 18:49

Lay off the fattening Starbucks drinks with whip cream, save the whip cream for foreplay tho

Feedmyaddiction5 14

Wednesday 9 November 2011 0:24

At least you are taking the time out of your day to jog =)

loveliving 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 0:45

....all I can say is...wow..

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 9 November 2011 1:30

Sports bra around your chin...Problem solved!

ladysman95 2

Wednesday 9 November 2011 2:36

face bra?

goddessofchaos 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 5:12

A wild Snorlax appears!

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