By thatkid00117 - 15/07/2013 17:15 - United States - Avalon

Today, while lifeguarding at my local beach, I noticed someone having difficulty swimming back to shore. I ran out and swam him back to shore. Once we were on dry land, he cussed me out for "emasculating" him in front of his girlfriend. FML
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thatkid00117 16

Hey guys, it was a pretty rough day so I wasn't surprised at least one person encountered trouble, and he didn't speak a word whilst he was gripped tightly to the flotation device. Once on shore I asked him if he was alright and instructed him how not to get caught in another rip current. He promptly to me to "f off" and that he didn't need help. At that point his girlfriend ran up to ask if he was hurt, and everything went downhill from there. I appreciate the sympathy, but it would be a little irresponsible of me to let the man die :)

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MissVeracity 12

How dare you OP! Let him drown like a man!

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thatnucca 36

I bet he's the kinda dude that would flee a date after losing an arm wrestling match... Smdh

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aligater10 7

Maybe he should work out more then. Totally his fault. Rip his manly pride from his chest :)

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xTrepidation 14

So he tells you to **** off once on solid ground, huh? You should've told him if was truly a man he would've said that to you in the ocean before allowing you to save him.

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kayteakay 26

He'd rather die than be helped. Great sense of priorities.

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blackonblight 32

No, he'd rather die than be SEEN to be helped. There's probably some weird species propagation logic deep in the brain that explains this.

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skyeyez9 24

Drowning would be a terrifying alternative vs having a lifeguard save you.

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BEButterfly 13

I would have asked him would you rather have drowned as a REAL man?!

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zenrael 21

"It's not my fault you swim like a little bitch," would be the words out of my mouth.

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skatoolaki 24

You should've told him, "Actually, death is far more emasculating, dumb arse. So you're welcome." What a jerk.

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Kuramasan_fml 12

You can emasculate me as much as you like if it saves my life. I like being alive.

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thebomb553 5

Give him a second chance and throw his ass back in the water!!

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LaLa_xo 14

Props to you OP for helping him even though he was rude & ungrateful.

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