By thatkid00117 - 15/07/2013 17:15 - United States - Avalon

Today, while lifeguarding at my local beach, I noticed someone having difficulty swimming back to shore. I ran out and swam him back to shore. Once we were on dry land, he cussed me out for "emasculating" him in front of his girlfriend. FML
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Hey guys, it was a pretty rough day so I wasn't surprised at least one person encountered trouble, and he didn't speak a word whilst he was gripped tightly to the flotation device. Once on shore I asked him if he was alright and instructed him how not to get caught in another rip current. He promptly to me to "f off" and that he didn't need help. At that point his girlfriend ran up to ask if he was hurt, and everything went downhill from there. I appreciate the sympathy, but it would be a little irresponsible of me to let the man die :)

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MissVeracity 12

How dare you OP! Let him drown like a man!

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thatnucca 36

I bet he's the kinda dude that would flee a date after losing an arm wrestling match... Smdh

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yeongji 31

That's when you tell him to prove it (with his girlfriend listening to you) that he can do it on his own.

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brave_josh 9

Because drowning is much more masculine

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acrouch 9

Shark week is coming up... To bad this wasn't later haha

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whoaitsamber 20

He just didn't know what he was doing and acted out rudely shame on him!

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thatotk 14

Sounds like someone's been reading too many alpha male books..

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SiegeOfTheSiren 9

OP, don't worry about him. He should be thanking you. :) Besides, if he drowned and no longer was alive, he wouldn't be able to use his balls and junk anymore!

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chuckcloninger 12

Perhaps you could have asked him if he wanted to gently placed him back in the water and take him back out to where you got him? His girlfriend would probably had a laughing fit!

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