Health: Today, while making dinner I cut my finger badly with a knife....

By Anonymous - 14/01/2013 05:52 - United States - Seattle

Today, while making dinner I cut my finger badly with a knife. When I yelled for my dad to drive me to the hospital, he accused me of lying to get attention. He had to taste my blood before he decided it wasn't red-colored corn syrup. FML

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By Prae - 01/10/2012 05:47 - United States - Dallas

Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML

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By klutz - 25/08/2010 04:14 - Canada

Today, while grabbing a husk of corn out of the boiling hot pot, I splashed hot water on my neck, dropped the corn on my injured toe, and cut myself on the counters, all while my family laughed at my pain. FML

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By need my own place - 24/10/2015 23:24 - United States

Today, while I was cutting myself some watermelon, my mom walked in. I could tell she hadn't taken her medication in a while because she freaked out, grabbed the knife, and burst into tears before yelling at me, saying I could have cut myself and bled out. FML

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Tense family drama

By Anonymous - 03/09/2022 10:00

Today, my parents kept overreacting over stupid stuff during dinner. I found a hair in a dish, so I removed it myself. My mom goes, "Is that a hair? Is it?! I'll get rid of it!" I told her that I'd already done it myself. Then, because I bit my nail once, my dad constantly kept asking if I was OK, even though I'd said I was. He wouldn't stop! FML

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By 5p4571k - 25/05/2014 17:35 - Canada - Chilliwack

Today, I was cooking dinner for my children, managing for once not to screw up and hurt myself. Then, while chopping vegetables, I accidentally sliced my finger open. The same finger that was still covered in juice from a lemon I'd just squeezed. FML

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Unbelievable

By Anonymous - 15/08/2013 17:39 - Spain - Mon?var

Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML

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By DiiiDiiine - 27/10/2014 14:22 - France - Limoges

Today, I cut myself pretty badly with a knife. I was bleeding quite a lot, so I yelled to my husband to bring me some kitchen roll, along with the first aid kit. He rushed in with the roll… to clean the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2010 09:37 - Australia

Today, I was emptying the cutlery section of the dishwasher when I reached down and accidentally got the tip of a steak knife wedged half-way under my fingernail. My mum yelled at me for getting blood on the clean dishes. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 08:03 - United States

Today, I cut my finger open with a spoon. After waiting for 4 hours in the emergency room, the doctor told me I was missing too much flesh to qualify for stitches. He then called 2 other doctors in to examine it. Apparently they had a contest for patient with most ridiculous injury. I won. FML

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By angel grace - 15/02/2018 15:00

Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML

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fadingaway 17

Monday 14 January 2013 12:13

That's creepy. Either your dad is a vampire or you lie for attention a lot.

boojie97 12

Monday 14 January 2013 12:08

That's nasty.

Comments

Wolvander88 19

Monday 14 January 2013 12:44

Cry 'Wolf' too often?

need2sleep 15

Monday 14 January 2013 12:44

Yeah yeah, enough about your bloody finger! How was dinner?

vesky 4

Monday 14 January 2013 13:17

well it's weird but you could have scared him by saying you have a serious disease that is contagious and transfered through blood.

BlueFlatts 20

Monday 14 January 2013 17:20

Wouldn't the dad know if OP had such a disease? Unless this is of course the start of a zombie apocalypse.

DrunkButterfly 17

Monday 14 January 2013 13:44

Is your last name Cullen? I know I know, bring on the thumbs down. :p

hannaaaahr 33

Monday 14 January 2013 15:06

The Cullens aren't real vampires, they're just stupid, whining, shiny, pale dudes that happen to like blood. If OP's last name was Dracula however, it would make sense.

DrunkButterfly 17

Monday 14 January 2013 15:31

Oh really? Thanks so much for pointing out that a fictional character is fictional. I always thought that series was a biography! -.- So are you actually saying that Dracula was a real blood sucking vampire? Seriously?