Intimacy: Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my...

By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 14:48 - United States

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

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By Awkward... - 29/01/2013 09:40 - United States - Killeen

Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, while talking online with my boyfriend, the conversation turned sexual. He stopped responding but I continued with the conversation. Then I got a response, "This is his sister. He fell asleep and I need the computer. I'll tell him you said goodnight, but not that other stuff." FML

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By jailbirdlove - 11/10/2010 01:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML

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By hunnydoll - 18/08/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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No way

By 3sacrowd - 17/11/2009 03:46 - Canada

Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML

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Phone-blocked

By unamyous - 08/06/2012 13:26 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML

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By jill - 25/02/2014 16:59 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 23:31 - United States - Iowa City

Today, in the middle of sex with my boyfriend, my visiting brother knocked on the door saying he'd want to hear the details later. My boyfriend said, "Sure", and kept going. FML

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Overbearing parents are the worst

By SoDead - 05/12/2020 04:01 - United States - Center Point

Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML

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novair 5

Saturday 27 November 2010 19:51

he is in it to win it.

Cinn_fml 22

Saturday 27 November 2010 19:59

Surely you could've just called her back when you were done? Or answered, said you were busy and would call back later or something along those lines? Next time; turn your phone off. :P

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Kua_Mei 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 22:44

This is being rude to both your boyfriend and your sister. Couldn't you just call her back? YDI

RLJJ 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 22:45

YDI ! Cat't you just turn that ******* phone off whent you're doing something important ? If my girlfriend would behave in such a gross way I sure would dump her on the spot !

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Sunday 28 November 2010 5:30

Snick's twitch becomes a spasm...

Jakojan 4

Saturday 27 November 2010 23:05

*ignore phone call*...*finish with your BF*...*call back saying "oops didnt have my phone"*...*problem solved*...*YDI*

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Sunday 28 November 2010 5:32

... and the spasm becomes a seizure.

SamSayzRAWRZ 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 23:07

wow. YDI for being that way. so what if you don't answer? you could've said you couldn't pick up the phone, or it was on silent. wow, if I was your boyfriend, I'd dump you ASAP.

levin1983 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 23:50

thats ******* gross. you're disgusting.

easwhitey 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 0:15

OP I feel your bf's pain. I've had the same thing happen to me and I did the same as your bf. It was my ex's friend though, unfortunately *goes into details about the noises we both were making* her friend figured out what we were doing haha. YOUR BF IS A WIN AND YDI

CelinaRenee 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 0:28

I saw him and I are even now since last week he answered a call from his drugdealer while doing me doggy-style :b and yes, I'm a very nasty nasty gross disgusting girl ;D

bonacca 2

Sunday 28 November 2010 0:40

if my wife did that she would get dick slapped ..... more then once..

YoungMoney1492 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 1:48

way to steal my pic douche

nocanhaz 4

Sunday 28 November 2010 7:02

OOOOO sh*t FML war over the pic, maybe I don't know. it would be interesting though... well more entertaining I guess. wow it's 1:00 am and I'm sitting here on FML. FML