Miscellaneous: Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped...

By jessinono - 17/05/2013 16:16 - United States

Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML

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Thanks, I hate it!

By pleasebackintomycaragain - 24/04/2009 02:12 - Canada

Today, as I was sitting in my car in a mall parking lot, an old couple got into their new van and backed right into me. The man got out and in broken english decided it was no big deal. He turned to leave and tried to pat my back, but smacked my ass instead. I was hit by a car, and spanked for it. FML

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You deserved it 3 344

By scfead - 14/08/2009 22:28 - United States

Today, I was walking home when a man passed me and stopped. Thinking he was staring at my butt, I asked him kindly to stop. He then laughed and grabbed my wallet that was in my back pocket, and ran. He wasn't staring at my butt, and found it funny that I thought he was. FML

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You deserved it 16 202

By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML

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You deserved it 6 843

By maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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You deserved it 4 984

Good one, thanks

By RYZILLAHitZ - 30/06/2011 01:32 - United States

Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML

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You deserved it 5 761

Drive by shooting

By justicewargrave - 16/07/2021 02:01

Today, I was walking home from the gym. An old man in his car rolled down the window and drove slowly next to me. He pulled out a camera, took a picture of me and said, "It's gonna be a fun night!" and then drove off. FML

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You deserved it 100

Thanks, I guess…

By Steph - 19/08/2019 02:00 - United States

Today, I was at a soccer game when some guys walking behind me yelled that I had a nice ass. I then heard someone shout, "Hey, assholes. That's my daughter." He yelled at them for quite a while. He wasn't my dad, just some weird dude. FML

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You deserved it 517

By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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You deserved it 8 190

By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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You deserved it 755

bbbbbbitch 2

Friday 17 May 2013 23:07

If I was old I would do that.

MsConfusedd 27

Friday 17 May 2013 23:10

At least it wasn't actually your dad

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bbbbbbitch 2

Friday 17 May 2013 23:07

If I was old I would do that.

perdix 29

Friday 17 May 2013 23:44

#1, I am old and I do do that! Sadly, I'm so old I forget to roll down my windows, and my brilliant witticisms go unheard. :(

JACKxRAWR 22

Friday 17 May 2013 23:48

Well Perdix, we're all creeped out FOR the girls you shout at. You perform a great public service. :3

Original_Outcast 23

Friday 17 May 2013 23:56

Old people troll strikes again! or in the distant future after the next episode of Jeopardy.

Supganosh 2

Monday 20 May 2013 1:49

I'm young and I do that. Why not embar-ass people in public?

gotaplanstan 28

Monday 20 May 2013 21:19

lol perdix said do do

nix1993 41

Friday 17 May 2013 23:07

I can't think of anything funny or witty to reply to this... It's upsetting me.

rg350dx 29

Friday 17 May 2013 23:27

Commenting that ^ was not a solution to your little predicament.

Joe9024 20

Saturday 18 May 2013 0:11

Look at all the ***** I don't give. LOOK.

PiNkMoOn 9

Friday 17 May 2013 23:10

LoL,even old people are funny,come see my parents!

GrammarNazis 6

Friday 17 May 2013 23:40

rg350dx 29

Friday 17 May 2013 23:46

Okay! Give me the address, phone number and alarm code for the house, if there is one, and I'll be sure to visit!

HKCgrimmjow 15

Saturday 18 May 2013 5:33

Lmao the only reason I found ^ comment funny is because it's a picture of an African American (No I'm not racist!) really I'm not xD

MsConfusedd 27

Friday 17 May 2013 23:10

At least it wasn't actually your dad

golden_warrior 23

Friday 17 May 2013 23:45

This is would have been more hilarious if it was her actual father :D

Jemm_fml 29

Friday 17 May 2013 23:47

Talk about a plot twist!

rg350dx 29

Friday 17 May 2013 23:54

Plot twist: Her uncle's actually her father.

Pussycat86 18

Saturday 18 May 2013 4:47

Was thinking the same! Loool

Lmc22391 6

Friday 17 May 2013 23:11

at least you know you have a slappable ass. I don't think slappable is a word. but roll with it.

freshko21 6

Friday 17 May 2013 23:12

Aww man, I don't ever want to get old! I'll still be a horny bastard, only it'll just be creepy :/

tj4234 35

Friday 17 May 2013 23:12

I can't think of anything to say, other than that this is golden. xD

gracehi 31

Friday 17 May 2013 23:13

Apparently you were looking "hittable" in more ways than one.

Pstraka6 20

Friday 17 May 2013 23:14

Dirty old ba*t*rd has nothin else better to do but creep! Hey, at least it wasn't him slapping your butt and saying that!

Pstraka6 20

Friday 17 May 2013 23:18

I wasn't sure if my spelling was correct, I am oh so sorry :p

brittyboo123 35

Friday 17 May 2013 23:15

Troll grandpa strikes again !

mattlw 25

Saturday 18 May 2013 0:28

Trolling answer about troll grandparents strikes again.

ilovedinosawers 17

Saturday 18 May 2013 1:16

If that was her grandpa I would be worried.

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