By lissysue1 - 12/07/2012 19:23 - United States - Green Bay

Spicy
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I realized he was opening his mouth wide a lot. At first, I thought he was trying to French-kiss me. He was actually yawning through the whole thing. FML
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peanuts363 12

Could be worse. My first kiss involved the girl trying to shove her tongue as far into my mouth as she could.

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ryman82006 0

That's what u get he might have stayed up all night with a dying family member and all u can think about is your self

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BigSexy123 11

Yea... that didn't happen. Stop being so cynical.

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ladybuggirl1234 3

i had a bf that didnt know how to kiss. his mouth was wide open and i was like wtf??? my mouth isnt even that big! he literally sucked my face

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TheBloodyMuffin 2

Try spicing up your relationship. Get a catsuit or something that amuses the male. Then he wouldn't be very tired kissing you.

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theycallmejadeee 8

My first kiss involved the guy sucking my face. I thought he was being funny. He was serious.

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everydayFML2121 5

You need to date smarter people. Or anyone who knows how to pleasure a lady.

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redmane 21

High intelligence directly relates to sexual skill?

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everydayFML2121 5

High intelligence and a good amount of common sense go hand in hand. And common sense can relate to better or higher sexual skill on that level.

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redmane 21

Not always. My roommate is very intelligent but it's no surprise when he asks how to boil water. He's 20. I'm sure that a lot of unintelligent men or women are skilled sexually, and vis versa.

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elian_fml 5

Well that sucks maybe he was just tired

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ktto14 2

give him a 5 hour energy.. ;-)

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zachattack112492 4

French kiss? What, are you 12?

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everydayFML2121 5

Your username is zachattack and you are holding a gun in your picture. You're obviously the mature one.

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larouche362 10

Im 12 and most people think its gross AF.

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zachattack112492 4

I'm holding a gun because I'm in the military smart ass. And who says French kiss anymore? Last time I heard that I was 12, HOW ******* IRONIC IS THAT SHIT

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Steel_BZ 8

U must be a bad kisser...

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kemando 22

People yawn to cool their brain, and to focus more clearly.

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